Commentary:
"Trusting a politician is like trusting a cat with a laser pointer — proceed with caution! 🐱🔦😆"
95 Funny trust quotes
Thanks to AI, some of us went from being told by our parents not to trust the internet to having to tell our parents not to trust the internet.
Commentary:
"Looks like we've come full circle in the 'Who's the Tech-Savvy Now?' game! 😂🔄👵📱"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
Commentary:
"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"
The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.
Commentary:
"… can't count on them to count anything correctly! 🤦♂️🔢🤣"
Cheating on a partner should affect your credit score.
Commentary:
"Breaking hearts should tank your FICO! 💔📉 #RelationshipCreditScore"
They should invent a man who is being genuine when he says things to me.
Commentary:
"Manufacturing delay: man still in beta testing! 😂🔧 #GenuineVersionComingSoon"
Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.
Commentary:
Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the
Your secrets are safe with me. I wasn’t even listening.
Home is where you trust the toilet seat.
