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Funny umbrella quotes

Funny umbrella quotes are here to brighten your rainy days with a splash of humor! β˜”πŸ˜‚ From witty observations about battling the weather to playful jabs at those pesky gusts of wind, these quotes offer a lighthearted take on our trusty rain shields. Enjoy a chuckle and keep your spirits high, no matter how stormy it gets! πŸ˜„πŸŒ§οΈ

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I ordered a new umbrella on Amazon and had it delivered straight to the lost and found office to maximize efficiency.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

The little umbrella is so unnecessary. Like, my drink is already wet, bro.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just bought a new umbrella for the person that finds it tomorrow.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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