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- I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.
- Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?
- I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
- My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
- I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
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- I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.
- Today my coworker asked if I wanted to hold her new baby and neither of us were prepared for me saying why?
- I bought some old lady reading glasses as a lark, a laugh, and now my eyes don’t hurt. This isn’t what I wanted.
- My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.
- I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.
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