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People always love to claim that a celebrity’s death is “unexpected”, but they never actually release the data on which celebrities they expected to die that day.

3 months ago

Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

3 months ago

Prophecy class has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.

3 months ago