Funny universe quotes

Funny universe quotes offer a cosmic dose of humor about the vast expanse we call home! 🌌😂 From witty observations on space phenomena to humorous takes on the mysteries of the cosmos, these quotes make exploring the universe a lot more entertaining. Enjoy a laugh while contemplating the grand scale of everything around us! 😄✨

Just when you’ve built some confidence that you’re a smarter than average human, universe sends you captcha.

Funny Quotes September 9, 2024

Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

Funny Quotes June 29, 2024

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Funny Quotes May 10, 2024

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

Funny Quotes October 17, 2023

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

Funny Quotes October 2, 2023

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023

When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023