24 Funny universe quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

  Commentary:
  "Meanwhile, in this universe, I'm just mastering the art of sarcasm! 😂🚀 #ParallelProblems"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever you ask the Universe for under this post, you will get next week.

  Commentary:
  "Dear Universe, I'd like a lifetime supply of pizza, a unicorn, and maybe just one day where my WiFi doesn’t decide to take a vacation 🤞🍕🦄📡"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’m sorry for inventing the universe.

  Commentary:
  "Oops! My bad, didn’t mean to cause such a cosmic stir! 😂🌌🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: All these galaxies and planets, and we ended up on the one with 40 hour work weeks.

  Commentary:
  Looks like we took a cosmic wrong turn—should’ve aimed for the planets with free ice cream! 🌌🌍😂 Guess the universe's idea of "space exploration" is just finding new ways to stretch a 40-hour week. 🚀⏳✨ Maybe next time we’ll discover a planet where Mondays are optional! 😉🌟

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Very disappointed to find out that the universal remote control I bought does not control the universe.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like the universal remote control is not so 'universal' after all! 🤷‍♂️🌌 Next time, aim for a model that comes with a galaxy-sized battery pack! 🔮😂"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about some stiff galactic competition! 👑🌌 Miss Universe better put on her interstellar crown and sash because she's got some serious cosmic competition out there! 😄🌠 #OutOfThisWorldBeauty #MissUniverseGalacticEdition

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  3 months ago

  Share →: When science finally locates the center of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they’re not it.

  Commentary:
  "Breaking news: Scientists have discovered the center of the universe… and it's not your living room! 🌌😅 Remember folks, humility is always in style! #UniverseIsBiggerThanYouThink"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m blunt because the universe rolled me that way.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, I can't sugarcoat it – I was born a straight shooter thanks to the universe's quirky sense of humor! 🌌🎲 #BluntAndRollingWithIt"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

  Commentary:
  Oh universe, maybe it's time to switch up the curriculum then! 🤓🌌 Lesson learned: When life keeps throwing shade, just throw some sunglasses on and wink back 😉 #StillLearningButStylish

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Talking to the stars because people suck.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs people when you've got the stars to talk to? 🌟😄 After all, stars are great listeners and they never suck! 💫✨ #StargazingFTW"

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