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Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

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Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

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Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

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My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

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“I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Boy, did The Shining nail what it’s like being an only child.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

People that never want to leave the house unite! Separately at our own homes.

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Not pretty enough for Instagram, not funny enough for Twitter. Welcome to WhatsApp status.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Why is everything 10x better at night? Driving, showering, eating, vibing to music, watching Netflix… phone calls. Like, everything.

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Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Just shared via WeChat:

This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

Just landed via Facebook:

I’d like to thank the municipal snow plow for recreating the wall from Game of Thrones at the end of my driveway.

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There’s a guy who thinks he’s going to Yale, but it’s jail.

Seen just now on Discord:

I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.

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Nothing rattles me like the difference between rows and columns, man. I hate it so much.

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It’s a paradox that your nose is running and your feet smell.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

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I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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I can’t think of a single email that has ever found me well.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has viewed:

Sorry, I’m late. I was trying to convince a bathroom hand dryer that I exist.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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My favorite dinner is the one made by someone else.

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Reported on Pinterest:

Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Breaking via X:

Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Oftentimes, I like the idea of an activity. The actual doing of said activity, not so much.

Reported on Slack:

Never share a secret with a clock. Because time will tell.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.

Breaking via Telegram:

I don’t trust anyone who gets enraged over messed-up fast food orders.

Trending via WeChat:

In case no one told you today. I’m beautiful.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Car rides by yourself with loud music… they’re good for the soul.

Going viral on Telegram:

The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

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