87 Funny wake quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My daughter’s morning alarm is less to wake her up, and more to warn the rest of us.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like her alarm clock is more of a "brace yourself" signal for everyone else! 😅🔔📢

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: How can I be expected to get out of bed when I don’t want to?

  Commentary:
  Me trying to get out of bed is like a sloth attempting a sprint 🛌🏃‍♂️💤

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Went to bed with wet hair and woke up looking like I might know a lot about astrophysics.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've unlocked the secret to waking up with a galaxy brain! 🚀🤯✨

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

  Commentary:
  "Every morning is like hitting the snooze button on life! 😂😴☕️"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

  Commentary:
  "When the snooze button and I have a toxic relationship. 🛌⏰😂"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I was guest-starring on The Love Boat when you woke me up. You’re dead to me.

  Commentary:
  "Interrupt my cruise again and I'll toss you overboard! 🚢😴☠️"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

  Commentary:
  "Seriously, I followed the IT troubleshooting steps: nap taken, brain restarted, headache should be GONE! 😆🤯 #NapFails"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

  Commentary:
  "Turning 30: when your taste buds schedule a surprise party with sauerkraut as the guest of honor! 🥳🥬😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Nothing prepares you for the day you wake up and realize you have a favorite cardigan.

  Commentary:
  "When did I become a 'sweater' person? Next, I'll be hosting tea parties for my stuffed animals! 🧥☕️🐻"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"

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