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You ever wake up in the morning and your first thought is ‘I can’t wait to go to bed tonight’?

3 months ago

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

3 months ago

If you wake up early enough, you can go back to sleep for a few hours. Not everyone knows this.

3 months ago

I now have Taylor Swift as my alarm. Now I always wake up five minutes earlier so I don’t have to listen to it.

3 months ago

Babe, wake up, it’s stupid outside!

3 months ago

Getting old would be so fun if you didn’t wake up each morning with neck pain that suggests you slept hanging upside down like a bat.

3 months ago

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, I shut it off and back on again, why are you still here?

3 months ago

Naps are like gambling for the tired. You either wake up refreshed or too late to lots of angry texts.

3 months ago

“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

3 months ago

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

3 months ago

My husband said we need to start exercising and get into shape, so I’m going to wake up early tomorrow and start looking for a new husband.

3 months ago

Welcome to middle age, where you wake up hungover whether you’ve had a drink or not.

3 months ago

People who take naps are the real heroes. It takes courage to wake up twice in one day.

3 months ago

Whenever I get up my cat gets up too and then yells at me like it’s my fault she decided we have to do this together.

3 months ago

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

3 months ago

Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

3 months ago

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

3 months ago

I plan the silliest murders in my dreams because all I have to do to get away with it is wake up.

3 months ago

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

3 months ago

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

3 months ago