Funny wakefulness quotes

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  1 day ago

  View →: Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?
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  1 month ago

  View →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?
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  1 month ago

  View →: Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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