Commentary:
"Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"
Funny wakefulness quotes
Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!
Commentary:
"Without coffee, I turn into a sleep-crazed maniac! ☕️😴 Better watch out or you'll witness the dawn of the 'sleeping monster'! 😂"
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.
Commentary:
"Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"