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Funny wakefulness quotes

Funny wakefulness quotes ☕️😴 are the perfect pick-me-up for those groggy mornings and endless late nights! Whether you’re battling the snooze button or just can’t stop scrolling, these witty lines will have you laughing through the yawns and embracing your sleep-deprived reality. Get ready to smile, relate, and maybe even rethink that extra cup of coffee! 🚀🌙✨

I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Posted on6 months ago

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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