Funny wakefulness quotes

• I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

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  4 days ago

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• I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

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  4 days ago

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• Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

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  4 days ago

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• When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

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  5 days ago

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• Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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  5 days ago

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• I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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  5 days ago

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• Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

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  6 days ago

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• Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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  2 weeks ago

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