Funny wakefulness quotes

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Gimme coffee or I'll sleep amok!

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

I always say "morning" instead of "good morning", because if it was a good morning, I'd still be asleep.

I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025