Funny wakefulness quotes

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  7 days ago

  Share →: I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! ☕️😴🧘‍♂️

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I hope this email keeps you awake at night.

  Commentary:
  "Sending this email was the adult version of saying 'I dare you to sleep tonight!' 😴📧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why can’t men admit when they doze off? What’s wrong with them?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're just 'resting their eyes' until the next nap adventure! 😴😂 #SleepDenial"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: When people don’t drink coffee, it’s like, okay, but how do you solve the problem of being awake?

  Commentary:
  Looks like coffee is the ultimate life hack! ☕️🤔 Without it, you're basically asking, "How do I function without my trusty liquid motivation?" 😂🌀 Seems like some problems just can't be caffeinated away! 🚫☕️ #WakeUpCall

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic "nap attack"—the moment when your bed calls louder than your responsibilities. 😂🛏️ Who knew rebellion felt so cozy? Sometimes, the best sleep is the kind you sneak in when you’re supposed to be a responsible adult. 😴🤫

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a good morning when you can just have a morning, right? I mean, let's be realistic here – who among us can truly claim every morning is a good one? I'll stick to just acknowledging the fact that I'm awake, thank you very much!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

  Commentary:
  "Without coffee, I turn into a sleep-crazed maniac! ☕️😴 Better watch out or you'll witness the dawn of the 'sleeping monster'! 😂"

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