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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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There’s a weird kind of grief that comes with late August, and I can’t explain it.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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When life gives you lemons maybe think to yourself, “that’s really quite remarkable given how far I live from a climate capable of growing citrus.”

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Liking someone romantically is actually just a humiliation ritual.

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He just walked right into my heart and switched on the lights.

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I don’t normally like to brag about expensive trips but I just got back from the grocery store.

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If you are into coding, pivot to hunting and gathering.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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Making waves on Twitch:

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

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Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s finally actually Saturday after just thinking it was Saturday every day for the last five days.

Going bananas on Discord:

My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.

Going viral on Facebook:

Vibrators are wrong and unnatural. The Bible said Adam and Eve, not Florence and the Machine.

Freshly posted on X:

A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

The greatest allies fascism and genocide have are the people who say, “I don’t follow the news, it’s too depressing.”

Making waves on X:

Called in, “I put the lime in the coconut and drank it all up.”

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Money is always a motive for murder. Stay broke.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

I can’t take people who pronounce “gnocchi” correctly seriously.

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I’d trust a groundhog over a weatherman any day.

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69 shares on Twitch this month:

Your honor, I have a role to play as the black sheep of the family.

55 shares on Slack this month:

If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

47 shares on Pinterest this month:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

96 shares on Pinterest this month:

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

53 shares on Threads this month:

This meeting could have been a cake.

22 shares on Messenger this month:

I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

13 shares on Reddit this month:

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then honestly, you’re missing out because that’s when my jokes and bits get really, really good.

59 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t wanna brag, but I’ve been told I’m micro-management material.

40 shares on Reddit this month:

Baby for sale. Refuses to wear shoes.

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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Twitter is basically introverts gone wild.

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I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has downloaded:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

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Intro to salsa class was weird, I starved myself all day, there was no chips or dips and then these weirdos were all grabby and dancing around.

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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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Spotted on Twitch:

Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?

Going bananas on X:

Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

Just shared via Pinterest:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Just shared via Slack:

Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Adulthood is about being able to eat cookies for breakfast, but not doing it because you already ate all the cookies.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

Live now on Snapchat:

Guys love being called “daddy” until the pregnancy test comes back positive.

Just shared via Pinterest:

“Quit” is not in my vocabulary but “resign”, “drop out”, and “give up” are.

Just shared via Twitch:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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