I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

People who sound like fonts: Ariana Grande. Roman Roy. Jim Courier. Lydia West. Bon Iver. Suella Braverman. Jesse Ventura.

Commentary:
"From the bold Ariana Grande to the italicized Roman Roy, the world is filled with characters who sound like fonts! 🎶💼🎾✨ Who knew Suella Braverman could be in the same sentence as Bon Iver? 🤔🌟 And poor Jesse Ventura… stuck in Comic Sans. 😂 #FontTastic"

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

Commentary:
"If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters faster than you can say 'wanted dead or alive'! 🤠🦜 #OutlawLife"