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Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Show me another rule so I can break that one too.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Gonna run this by my two best friends who are as insane as I am.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

Welcome to your 50’s; you can have a really good laugh at everyone moaning about their aches and pains in their 30’s.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Don’t worry password, I’m insecure too.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has shared:

Me, adding fuel to the fire: I’m just here to help.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Shared recently on Threads:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Just shared via X:

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

Breaking via Threads:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Live now on Messenger:

I wish it was socially acceptable to DM someone, “Hey, why did you and your partner break up?”

Just shared via Pinterest:

Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Once you realize that the general public is retarded, you stop caring about how crazy you look to them.

Just landed via Messenger:

Learn from the mistakes of others, you can never live long enough to make them all yourself.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.

Just landed via Twitch:

Come on, karma, do your job.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

“This would be better if there was cake” really does ring true in any situation.

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89 shares on TikTok this month:

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

10 shares on Facebook this month:

Me: Maybe it’s the weed talking but your apartment seems enormous. IKEA Manager: Sir.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

Horse girls and cat ladies get all the attention, but what about crow women?

42 shares on X this month:

I talk a lot of shit for someone who turns every black shirt into an abstract deodorant mural.

82 shares on Facebook this month:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

Unfortunately, if you want to end your single life, you have to do something. So that’s not for me.

61 shares on Slack this month:

Dudes be named Will but won’t.

99 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Losing a white tee to a stain is a different kind of grief.

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13 folks are currently checking 👀

Wake up, there’s overthinking to be done.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

I’ve surpassed the need for coffee, for I have evolved into a higher state of awesome.

22 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

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I can’t be bothered with people that can’t be bothered.

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The void screams into me.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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Dudes be named Will but won’t.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Funny Quotes Total

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Updated

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Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

Perks of being ugly: phone battery lasts longer.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever checked your bank account and had way more money than you expected.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has downloaded:

The sexual orientation where you’re attracted to both and men and women but they’re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

If swimming is such good exercise, explain whales.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has shared:

Men playing hard to get when they’re already hard to want, is so funny to me.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has viewed:

People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has viewed:

Friendly reminder to drink your water and mind your business this week.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

A babysitter is a teenager who acts like an adult while the adults go out to act like teenagers.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Shared recently on YouTube:

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Spotted on YouTube:

An agenda reveal party, where I surprise everyone with all the things I hope to accomplish this weekend.

Going bananas on Reddit:

My teen believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left, and oh, how I laughed and laughed.

Live now on LinkedIn:

People will be like “there is no right or wrong way to do it” until you do it the wrong way.

Spotted on Reddit:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Spotted on X:

She’s the kind of beautiful that makes me do 40 push-ups in my room at 3am.

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