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Funny wind quotes
Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.
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Feb 3, 2025
It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.
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Feb 1, 2025
It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.
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Jan 28, 2025
The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.
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Jan 27, 2025
I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.
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Jan 27, 2025
It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.
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Jan 26, 2025
We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.
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Jan 25, 2025
You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
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Jan 25, 2025
The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
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Jan 20, 2025
They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.
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Jan 20, 2025
