13 Funny wind quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.
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  3 weeks ago

  View →: I like smoke and lightning, your honor, heavy metal thunder, racing with the wind. You know that feeling I am under.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Good morning to the wind beneath my wings only.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It was so windy today when I was walking to the gym that I got blown into the wine store.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m the person who requested weather reporters stand in the storms. I have no concept of wind or rain and love seeing needless suffering.
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  5 months ago

  View →: It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We’ve had far more storms since we started naming them. We’re giving them the attention they crave. Just call it needy wind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: You think you’re aging well and then you feel an earlobe hair blowing in the wind.
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  5 months ago

  View →: The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.
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  5 months ago

  View →: They say the human body is 60% water, but after extensive observation of my husband and son, I’d like to submit a revision to the data. Those two are at least 50% wind.

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