47 Funny wonder quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.

  Commentary:
  🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.

  Commentary:
  "Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

  Commentary:
  "When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.

  Commentary:
  "Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! 🐒🌳 Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the fall of Rome… or maybe just someone forgetting to bring an umbrella on a rainy day? 🌧️☂️ Don't worry, I'm sure there were no ancient emperors slipping on banana peels involved! 😉🍌 #HistoryInALighterVein

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

  Commentary:
  😄😏 "Keep smiling, it makes people wonder if you've just discovered a secret stash of chocolate hidden in the office 😂🍫 Who knew that a simple grin could be so mysterious and intriguing? Keep 'em guessing, superstar!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

  Commentary:
  Wow, talk about some stiff galactic competition! 👑🌌 Miss Universe better put on her interstellar crown and sash because she's got some serious cosmic competition out there! 😄🌠 #OutOfThisWorldBeauty #MissUniverseGalacticEdition

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