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Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

If I had The Force, I’d just use it to open pistachios.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

Beer is Narcan for when you overdose on Microsoft Teams.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

Someone from 🇪🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not a perfectionist. I’m more of a good-enoughist.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has downloaded:

Lazy is such an ugly word. I prefer the term selective participation.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Just rolled a joint. Not to get high or anything. It was just my ankle.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has copied:

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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1783 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,945

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14,752

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Going viral on YouTube:

I hate it when I go to hug someone sexy and hit my head on the mirror.

Reported on X:

If elves make shoes, cookies, and toys, why don’t we put them in charge of more stuff?

Just shared via YouTube:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

Reported on YouTube:

I like to swear a lot so that people will keep their kids away from me.

Trending via Messenger:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

Seen just now on TikTok:

Be yourself cause no one wants to be like you!

Just shared via LinkedIn:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Live now on WeChat:

I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.

Trending via Twitch:

I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo.

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57 Funny wonder quotes

Funny wonder quotes are your ticket to a world where 🌟 wonder meets 😂 laughter. Dive into a collection that tickles your curiosity and sense of humor simultaneously. These quotes cleverly twist the everyday into something extraordinary, making you ponder and giggle at the same time. Perfect for those moments when you want a sprinkle of wisdom with a side of whimsy. Get ready to smile as you wander through the wonderful realm of wit! 🧚‍♂️✨

New funny wonder quotes 👇

2 hours ago
Share →: I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Commentary:
Spinning in circles until I get dizzy or a ticket, whichever comes first! 🚓😂🔄
3 hours ago
Share →: I wonder if this next thunderstorm is thinking of me, too.

Commentary:
Feeling electricity in the air… Maybe the storm wants to hit me up for a rain check! ⚡️🌧️😆
8 hours ago
Share →: I wonder how many calories I can burn petting my cat.

Commentary:
Burning calories, one purr at a time! 🐾💪😺
14 hours ago
Share →: I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Commentary:
Trying to convince the other me's that pineapple on pizza isn't a crime 🍍🍕👀
21 hours ago
Share →: My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

Commentary:
Unlocking my inner five-year-old… just need to find my superhero cape and a lifetime supply of cookies! 🍪🦸‍♂️✨
1 day ago
Share →: Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Commentary:
Ah, the golden age of texting when "are you a robot?" wasn't the first date question 😂🤖📱
2 days ago
Share →: I wonder what the other me’s are up to in other dimensions.

Commentary:
Hopefully, they're all winning the lottery and taking naps! 🤑😴✨
3 days ago
Share →: The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

Commentary:
When it comes to superheroes, our generation's got more plot twists than a comic book! 😂🦸‍♀️🔍
5 days ago
Share →: I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Commentary:
I'm sure it's a decent percentage, but hey, that's how I keep life interesting 😂🤔🎉
1 week ago
Share →: Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Commentary:
Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖

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Someone from 🇱🇦 has copied:

Life can be so beautiful, you just can’t get sober.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has copied:

I accidentally messed up my life. How do I start a new account?

Someone from 🇬🇹 has copied:

Sheep to the left of me. Cows to the right. Here I am. Stuck on a bus with a view.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Call your family now and ask them what the wifi password is, so they have time to find the little paper it’s written on before Thanksgiving.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has viewed:

Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has shared:

Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on X:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

Seen just now on Instagram:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

Making waves on WeChat:

Tinder is a food delivery app if you’re good at it.

Going viral on Messenger:

Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

Spotted on Reddit:

Do you mind if I become the object of your desire? No worries if not.

Making waves on Facebook:

Welcome to your 40’s: See that kid dressed up like a cop? He is a cop.

Just shared via Messenger:

TV lead me to believe grave digging would be a lot easier.

Just landed via Pinterest:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Freshly posted on Discord:

The healthy food in my fridge should be grateful really. It survives much longer than everything else.

Just landed via Twitch:

My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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