Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Sometimes, I wonder what my life would be like if I had a good haircut.

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

Before they perfected the Q-tip, you have to wonder what kinds of horrific things went wrong with tips A-P.

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

I wonder if people that fall asleep right away know that we hate them.

I always wonder who makes a more stupid face: women putting on make-up or men shaving?

Quit keeping your enemies closer. No wonder you feel like shit.

The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

So I used to wonder about people that paid a fortune for those little bottles of Evian water, until I read it backwards.

I wonder if my date ever found her way out of that corn maze.