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Planning my apocalypse outfit: do camo and sequins clash? 🌍✨🪖
75 Funny wonder quotes
I wonder what other animals we tried to ride before discovering that horses were cool with it.
Commentary:
🐒🦘 "Probably found out the hard way that kangaroos give you a bouncier ride than you'd like. 😂🤕"
I wonder if my bank account thinks about me and has panic attacks.
Commentary:
"Pretty sure my bank account's therapist is on speed dial! 😂💸 #FinancialAnxiety"
Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.
Commentary:
"When the plot's at the spa for a 'de-twist' session! 😉📖✨"
I wonder how my close personal beloved friend Taylor Swift is doing today.
Commentary:
"Probably writing another hit about how she needs to call her BFF… and yes, that’s you! 😂🎶 #SwiftSquad"
I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.
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"Imagine all the poor trainees trying to decode your indecipherable hold music dance moves! 💃🕺🎶 #CallCenterChaos"
Just seen the cost of funerals and no wonder people are living longer.
Commentary:
"Looks like the hefty price tag on funerals is the ultimate anti-aging remedy! 💸⏳ Who knew the fear of funeral bills could add years to your life? 😂 #LifeHacks"
I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.
Commentary:
Sounds like the zookeepers might want to keep an eye out for some cheeky monkeys swinging around the family tree! 🐒🌳 Let's hope they didn't pick up any wild habits during the visit! #ParentingAdventures
I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.
