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Someone from 🇲🇦 has copied:

Do people still actually eat 3 meals a day, or do we all just survive off of stress and iced coffee?

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

I want my house spotless, but kicking my kids out seems wrong.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Nobody ever talks about how Sodom and Gomorrah were walkable cities.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has shared:

Going to the beach the day after watching Jaws hits different.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

Therapy is life letting you speak to the manager.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has copied:

Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has viewed:

To get my cat to eat, I tell him about all the hungry cats in Catfrica.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

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17,265

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Going viral on Discord:

Flirting is easy until it’s someone you actually like.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Spotted on Discord:

People acting all happy and energized first thing in the morning. Chill out! You aren’t a Teletubby.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Unlike men, women would immediately admit their mistakes if they had any.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’d enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Live now on Threads:

Looking forward to eight hours of trying to get four hours of sleep tonight.

Making waves on Telegram:

Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

Trending via Telegram:

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedule is already packed with procrastination!

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

If they stole your post, they probably need it more than you do.

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Funny worst day quotes

Funny worst day quotes bring a hilarious twist to those 😩 days when nothing seems to go right! Whether you spilled coffee ☕️, missed the bus 🚌, or just woke up on the wrong side of the bed 🛏️, these witty lines turn frustration into laughter 😂. Embrace the chaos and find joy in the mess with a little humor to brighten even the gloomiest moments! 🌈✨

New funny worst day quotes 👇

Monday holds the record for being the worst day of the week.

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Teens be like, “This is the worst day of my life,” and it’s just that they were told to unload the dishwasher.

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2 months ago

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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92 shares on Threads this month:

Please twerk; I have just days left.

93 shares on WeChat this month:

My doctor just diagnosed me with anxiety and constipation. Now I’m worried shitless.

77 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

45 shares on Threads this month:

Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

13 shares on Telegram this month:

Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

13 shares on Twitch this month:

The final act of love is not texting them happy birthday.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

21 shares on Reddit this month:

“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

25 shares on Instagram this month:

Crazy to think that even after all of these years the Titanic’s pool still has water in it.

46 shares on Slack this month:

I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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15 folks are currently checking 👀

I am not old. I am in the prime of my decay.

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Adding “Free HBO” to your dating profile isn’t the game changer you’d think it’d be.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

9 folks are currently checking 👀

The local casino is hosting a speed dating event. Just what every woman needs, a new boyfriend with a gambling problem.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

Blink if you want me!

23 folks are currently checking 👀

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

12 folks are currently checking 👀

If she reads Bukowski, she’s not looking for love. She’s looking for someone who will ruin her creatively.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

18 folks are currently checking 👀

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

19 folks are currently checking 👀

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

522 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,115

Funny Quotes Topics

17,265

Funny Quotes Images

15,115

Updated

Dec 25, 2025

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

If you see me in public, it’s AI.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has shared:

Play your cards right and we could be wearing matching fanny packs this summer.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has shared:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has viewed:

I have good problem-solving skills, but my problem-creating skills are where I really shine.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has downloaded:

Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

It whistles, doesn’t it? Your head when it’s windy.

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Facebook:

I started at the bottom and worked my way down.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Going viral on Slack:

Men’s jeans have bigger pockets to help them carry all their audacity.

Trending via Messenger:

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

Spotted on WeChat:

My grandmother is a shining example of how you can live until 90 years of age, sustained by nothing but spite and biscuits.

Spreading quickly via Instagram:

Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?

Just landed via Threads:

If I climbed all the way to the top of Mount Everest and looked up, then I’d finally see the top of our family’s weekly laundry pile.

Just shared via YouTube:

Proposing at someone else’s wedding is out. Die at their funeral like a real man.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

My advice to kids in kindergarten is to start saving all the money.

Breaking via Slack:

People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

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