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Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has shared:

It’s that time of year where every jacket you choose is wrong.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has bookmarked:

We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

You never hear anything about Mr. Rubik himself, only about his cube.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has viewed:

Started from the bottom, now we a little bit above the bottom.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has copied:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has shared:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Not enough rap songs about stores suddenly changing their layout.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Jan 2, 2026

3,272

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people.

Going viral on WeChat:

“Hope this email finds you doing well!” The email found me, therefore I am unwell.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Technically, all restaurants are drive-thru, it just depends how committed to the task you are.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hello darkness, my old friend. Why are you here? It’s 6:00 pm.

Just shared via Reddit:

I know there are bigger problems in the world right now, but I’ve just realized I’ve never seen a baby seagull.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

11 Funny yard quotes

Funny yard quotes bring a splash of humor to your outdoor space 🌿😂 Whether you’re sprucing up your garden or just want to make neighbors smile, these witty sayings are the perfect way to add personality and laughs 🌻😄 Get ready to turn your yard into the funniest spot on the block—because every lawn deserves a little laughter! 🌞🌷

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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2 months ago

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My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.

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2 months ago

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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2 months ago

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I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

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2 months ago

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There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.

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2 months ago

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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2 months ago

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My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”

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2 months ago

comparison, eating, field, food, food comparison, french, french fry, fry, grass, humor, husband, rabbit, saw, sitting, yard
I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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2 months ago

accidentally, accidents, gardening, hate, humor, i, leaf, neighbor, neighbors, outdoors, yard
(to the boys in the yard) I hope you brought your own milkshake.

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5 months ago

boys, hope, humor, i, milkshake, own, playful, playful teasing, teasing, yard
They just don’t put milkshakes in the yard like they used to.

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6 months ago

childhood, food, humor, just, memory, milkshake, nostalgia, put, used, yard

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Social Media Stars ⭐

79 shares on Instagram this month:

Home is where the tap water doesn’t taste funny.

64 shares on X this month:

Show dominance by ending the year in bed.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

30 shares on Facebook this month:

Establish dominance by showing up with all your childhood trophies.

93 shares on Facebook this month:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

41 shares on TikTok this month:

Don’t ask me ‘how are you?’ unless you’re willing to sign an NDA.

11 shares on X this month:

Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

75 shares on Pinterest this month:

My wife has the worst taste in men.

70 shares on Reddit this month:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

53 shares on Threads this month:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

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Hot Jokes 💥

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Before you send that email, ask yourself: is this a December problem or a January problem?

23 folks are currently checking 👀

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Really love how dancing alone in your room can literally save your life.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.

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The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot.

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Thank God my pets can’t talk. They simply know too much.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

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You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.

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Lois Lane said, “Clark?” like she didn’t just make out with that same jawline in spandex twelve hours ago.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,327

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Before marriage, I would sit at a stoplight for hours because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has bookmarked:

Accidentally used my real personality at work today… heading to HR now.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Every morning I wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has viewed:

You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has viewed:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

I love when people say, “It is what it is,” like they just discovered stoicism.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has copied:

We live in a cosmic tornado, but sure, let’s all get jobs.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Telegram:

Has anyone else noticed that it’s hard to do things when you don’t want to?

Live now on Messenger:

I never give second chances, just 10 and then goodbye.

Just landed via Telegram:

Traveling back in time to proudly inform Benjamin Franklin that my stove has wifi.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Is it just me or does everything cost like we’re shopping in an airport now?

Going viral on Twitch:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice? Also shame on you. Stop foolin’ me, I am pure.

Making waves on Reddit:

WFH is so great until you realize you’ve walked about 17 steps all day.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

Making waves on LinkedIn:

I have thought one billion times about everything.

Trending via Reddit:

Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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