Funny yard quotes

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  5 months ago

  View →: My milkshakes bring all the bots to the yard.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There is a house I drive by most days and I can never tell if they are having a yard sale or that is just how they live.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband saw a rabbit in our yard eating grass and said “That would be like sitting in a field of french fries.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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