Commentary:
"Who needs textbooks when you've got sass and class? 😉 Remember, a little fun never hurt nobody! 📚💃 #StudyLessSlutMore"
66 Funny youth quotes
I need the youth to start reading. Even if it’s the tag on your underwear. Read it.
Commentary:
Looks like I've been unintentionally studying all my Calvin Klein textbooks this whole time. 📚👖😉
The real anti-aging regimen is retaining your childlike wonder and whimsy.
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Who needs expensive creams when you can just live like a kid in a candy store forever? 🎈🍭😁
I was 21 when I was 15, that’s why everything’s boring now.
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Ah, the classic case of Reverse Benjamin Button Syndrome 😂🧓 #PermanentlyBored
Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes.
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Turning 30 is like hitting the reset button: aging in reverse like a fine wine or a Benjamin Button in training! 🍷🔄🎉
When I was a kid, they played lame music for middle-aged people in the supermarket, but this morning at Whole Foods, it’s now all amazing bangers from my youth.
Commentary:
Guess I've officially entered my 'lame music' era! Time to embrace the mom jeans and dad jokes 😂🎶🥸