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My body is a “wonder what happened” land.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Some people are like “I’m a people pleaser,” and not a single person is pleased with them.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Is it stupid and irresponsible? Yes. Will it make me happy? Also yes.

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I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that?

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A lot of y’all don’t understand politics because your history teacher was the football coach.

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“It’s the most wonderful crime of the year!” I crooned running away with the pot of Santa’s donations.

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“The only thing standing between you and your dreams is you!” Yeah, have you met me? That’s gonna be a problem.

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Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.

Trending via Pinterest:

Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

Seen just now on Slack:

Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

Going viral on Slack:

If I were an organ, I’d fail.

Spotted on YouTube:

The perfect job for me would be the person staining things for detergent commercials.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If your kids aren’t drinking enough water, tell them it’s bedtime.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m so single right now, I can’t even spell relayshaunship.

Just shared via TikTok:

If you get drunk and message your ex, don’t worry. When you wake up, send bitcoin ads and pretend you were hacked.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

The zero likes won’t stop me from posting. I will talk to myself if I have to.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

Stop normalizing things, we’ll run out of the weird shit.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has downloaded:

Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Someone from 🇲🇻 has viewed:

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

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Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has downloaded:

Socks try to be monogamous but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has viewed:

If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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My nickname in high school was “who?”

Freshly posted on Threads:

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Live now on Telegram:

If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

Going viral on Reddit:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Just landed via Messenger:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

Spotted on Threads:

Wife is temporary. Being the hot EX is forever.

Just landed via YouTube:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

Just shared via Pinterest:

Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

Trending via WhatsApp:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

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