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My signature move is waving at someone who is waving at the person behind me.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

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“OMG I love your personality,” thanks, it’s a disorder.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

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Went jogging and came back after five minutes because I forgot something. Forgot I’m out of shape.

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This year should be named “things I never thought could happen”.

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A real smartphone would cut you off.

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Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

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I have never in my life learned from another person’s mistakes, I would literally let a giant wooden horse into my house right this second.

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People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.

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Going viral on LinkedIn:

Hold on, let me overthink this.

Just landed via Instagram:

I have feelings for you but you have to guess which ones.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Making waves on Messenger:

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Going viral on Facebook:

If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Going viral on TikTok:

Perks of being a girl: You can think about whatever you want in public without worrying about boners.

Breaking via YouTube:

I am losing touch with reality and I couldn’t be happier.

Seen just now on Slack:

A hot tub is basically a big bowl of human soup.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Until I open the wrapper and look inside it’s Schrödinger’s Kit Kat.

Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Happy to report that “what time is it/time for you to get a watch” is still being used by the youths.

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Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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After weeks of using an anti aging cream, I can now proudly say: I now have very well-maintained wrinkles.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has shared:

Self-discipline is tough because I’m the boss of me, and that guy runs a real loose ship.

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I could have been the favorite mistress of the Sun King at Versailles, but nooooooooo I had to be born into late stage capitalism.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has shared:

The worst person you know is studying psychology.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has copied:

One day I’ll have a sassy, know-it-all daughter, and my husband will say, “She got that from you,” and I can’t wait.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

I’m not an idiot anymore, universe, please stop with the lessons.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has shared:

I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Snapchat:

You’re not going to believe this, but I was doing really well, and then your email found me.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

I don’t think humans were put on this earth to know what Salesforce is. It’s unnatural.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Normalize mouthing the lyrics to the song in your headphones in public.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

At the gym, everyone thinks exclusively about how little weight I can lift and how quickly I’m out of breath, because the world revolves around me.

Broadcasted on Slack:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Breaking via TikTok:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

If you’re looking for a wild woman, I just took all of my vitamins in one gulp.

Shared recently on Telegram:

You’ll pay good money to hear a comedian say something offensive, but when I say it for free, I’m the bad guy.

Seen just now on Discord:

Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.

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