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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฏ has shared:

I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ณ has copied:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡น has shared:

I love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has viewed:

Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ has bookmarked:

Always stay crazy. Otherwise you’ll go crazy.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

Reoccurring dreams be like: ‘I dunno, here’s a rerun’

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has viewed:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has copied:

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Standing on a scale and thinking: so much wisdom and inner beauty can’t be light.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Live now on Slack:

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

Going viral on Instagram:

I’m staying up past midnight this New Year’s eve. Not to welcome the new year, but to make sure this one is over.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

Shared recently on Discord:

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at once (throwing a football really far, a truck with big wheels, giving a lot of high fives).

Breaking via Discord:

Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

My phone and itโ€™s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesnโ€™t.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ has viewed:

People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ถ has copied:

โ€œSome men go months without being hugged.โ€ Okay, then they should just hug each other.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has copied:

We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40s, you now respond to every younger person telling you their age with โ€œJesus Christโ€.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท has viewed:

I would love to be the reason you look at your phone and smile. Then walk into a wall.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด has bookmarked:

If he has other girls who make him smile, be different and make him cry.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช has bookmarked:

Like shark attacks on humans, itโ€™s actually extremely rare. The majority of antique, porcelain headed dolls arenโ€™t interested in murdering people.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has copied:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

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Going viral on Threads:

Boy, are you a piรฑata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.

Making waves on Slack:

I don’t have gray hair, I have wisdom highlights.

Making waves on Reddit:

I donโ€™t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

Just shared via Reddit:

Super excited about a brand new day of ignoring my problems.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

Trending via Messenger:

Itโ€™s amazing, when itโ€™s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

Trending via X:

I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is โ€œso yeahโ€ฆโ€

Going viral on Messenger:

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Trending via YouTube:

What do you mean a baguette isnโ€™t a female bag?

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The season is back when women are 80% scarf.

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