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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

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4 weeks ago

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If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

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5 months ago

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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2 months ago

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Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

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3 weeks ago

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I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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4 months ago

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51 shares on Threads this month:

How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night.

80 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best way to contact me is to meet me in my dreams at 3 a.m.

61 shares on Slack this month:

If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.

48 shares on Messenger this month:

“You’re so funny!” Thanks, I didn’t get laid in high school.

19 shares on WeChat this month:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

91 shares on Telegram this month:

Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

13 shares on Facebook this month:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

14 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re soft, don’t come to my house, cause my kids will roast you.

95 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has downloaded:

I think my phone is broken. I pressed the home button, but I’m still at work.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

How do I get one of those fake corporate jobs where I work remotely, get paid for responding to one email a day, and have a laptop on with Outlook or whatever open?

Someone from 🇱🇷 has viewed:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

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Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

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If i had $5 for every time I said up yours to someone, my butler would be saying it for me.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

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Spotted on WeChat:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Don’t argue with her. Just say “you remind me of my ex” then walk away.

Breaking via WeChat:

“Stop talking about old drama!” God forbid a girl and her bestie enjoy their history lessons.

Just shared via Snapchat:

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Just landed via YouTube:

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

There’s something fundamentally wrong with the way people interact with each other on LinkedIn.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

I need like twelve incomes for this lifestyle I have in my head.

Going viral on Threads:

Choosing to ignore my strangely symbolic dream because I have a lot going on right now already.

Trending via Twitch:

Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

Man, you really don’t appreciate not having something in your eye until you have something in your eye.

If you’re thinking of becoming a parent, just imagine working 6,570 days straight without a day off.

Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

Rudolph’s bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa’s visibility in dense fog.

I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.

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