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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Sometimes I’m grateful that thoughts don’t appear as bubbles over our heads.

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It’s like my wish isn’t even your command anymore…

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You don’t need to explain yourself if you carry a chainsaw.

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There’s nothing that I hate more than a failed nap attempt.

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It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right?

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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize… Micromanaging is just insecurity dressed up as leadership.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Alexa, turn off the planet.

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There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you it’s cold out, it’s cold out.

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Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

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Is it a good sign when your therapist keeps saying Ka-Ching?

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Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

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I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries.

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My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

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Please do not test me. I’ve been saving up my rage like PTO.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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Love is in the air, but so is the flu. Wash your hands!

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Political ads be like: send us money so we can send you more ads.

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Just got hired at Five Guys as the guy who punches the burger before they put it in the bag.

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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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It’s hard to believe that this long, crazy election will finally be over in a few months.

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You ever meet an all-male friend group that is less a group of friends than it is “one guy and his henchmen”?

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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