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  • Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity.
  • Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.
  • The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?
  • The sexual tension between my tendency to do something stupid and my resolve not to.
  • “I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
  • Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.