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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

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I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

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Relationship status: I love my bed.

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I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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11 shares on Instagram this month:

The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

21 shares on Reddit this month:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

69 shares on X this month:

Terrifying if taken literally—if these walls could talk.

81 shares on Reddit this month:

If you sweat while you eat, it should count as a workout.

81 shares on LinkedIn this month:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.

26 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m so broke, I owe myself money.

75 shares on Instagram this month:

Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting.

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This is the wrong generation for people with an old soul.

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Not to brag but I always pick the slowest moving checkout line at the grocery store.

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I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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On Twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar.

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The tag on my jeans says “Relaxed” so it obviously doesn’t have children.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

Breaking via Twitch:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

Shared recently on Threads:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Spotted on YouTube:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Going bananas on Slack:

My boyfriend is mad at me because I keep replying with a fire extinguisher emoji to every girl that comments with a flame emoji on his pictures.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes.

Breaking via X:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a hot tub.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Am I the only one who prays about everything? Like, ‘God, please help me find where I dropped my AirPods.’

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Super excited about a brand new week of hanging on by a thread.

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Enjoy it now because you’re only going to get older and fatter.

I just need to get over everything that has happened to me in my entire life and then we can hang out.

Relationship status: I love my bed.

I may have bags under my eyes, but they’re Versace.

Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

I know so many people with cats, and only a tiny number of them went to a shelter and picked out a cat. Everyone else I know with a cat has a story that’s like, ‘Yeah, he just moved in.’

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