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🌱☀️ "It's like the plant is the ultimate drama queen of the garden! 'Oh no, too much sunlight, I just can't handle it!' Come on, buddy, you're literally from the great outdoors! Get it together, plant!" 😂🌿

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

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I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

2 months ago

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I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

2 months ago

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I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

2 months ago

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Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

3 weeks ago

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If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

2 months ago

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46 shares on Threads this month:

I wish more modern politics were about trying to stop the fulfillment of an ancient prophecy.

47 shares on YouTube this month:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

27 shares on Discord this month:

Getting the house to yourself for a night is basically winning the lottery.

34 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

60 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Why is the debate at night time? Let’s get this thing started at 4pm. I don’t need to get riled up so close to bedtime.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

Cashier: Did you find everything? Me: Did you hide something?

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Everyone hates drama, yet somehow the tabloids remain in business.

28 shares on Messenger this month:

Nobody seems more shocked, disappointed and dismayed than the person behind the post office counter when I arrive and say I’ve got something to post.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

Cats love to wake you up and go back to sleep. It’s part of their culture.

34 shares on Twitch this month:

If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

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Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has shared:

I’ll make you feel safe in that you’ll know you can outrun me if we are being chased by a murderer.

Someone from 🇱🇦 has viewed:

Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

Someone from 🇲🇾 has copied:

I was an ugly baby. It’s been downhill since then.

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Someone from 🇦🇹 has shared:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

If the universe is continuing to expand then why does my rent keep going up?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

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Seen just now on Twitch:

I don’t understand baby oil. What are we greasing up all those babies for?

Going viral on Slack:

Name something cuter than a baby in a bucket hat on the beach.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Snow White and the seven dwarves of the menopause; Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful, and Psycho.

Trending via TikTok:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

Just landed via Twitch:

I wasn’t feeling well so I googled my symptoms. I either have allergies or I died two days ago.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

Spotted on TikTok:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

I can’t really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning.

Going bananas on Instagram:

This cucumber Gatorade got me quenched in an unprecedented manner.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

They should invent a person for me and me only.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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Another day waiting, and wishing, and wanting.

I changed my Facebook name to “Benefits.” Now, when people add me, it says, “You are now friends with benefits.”

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

If you’re bored when you’re alone, obviously you’re in bad company.

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