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How does world hunger exist when we can fry air?

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Since there are no other Vulcans on the enterprise and the crew has no comparison, Spock could be and probably is bullshitting them most of the time.

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My ducks may not be in a row, but at least they’re having fun. Your ducks probably hate you for making them line up like that.

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