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🌱☀️ "It's like the plant is the ultimate drama queen of the garden! 'Oh no, too much sunlight, I just can't handle it!' Come on, buddy, you're literally from the great outdoors! Get it together, plant!" 😂🌿

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66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

For the first time in history, you can simply post “He’s an idiot” and 90% of the world will know whom you’re talking about.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

51 shares on X this month:

Has someone told the whales that they can’t sing?

33 shares on Messenger this month:

Marriage is so scary. What do you mean I can’t have my own room?

60 shares on Discord this month:

If you see me out running, you should run too, because something is definitely chasing me.

68 shares on Facebook this month:

My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.

84 shares on YouTube this month:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

80 shares on Discord this month:

Putting mental health before my education is a good idea until it affects my education, which affects my mental health, which affects my education.

35 shares on WhatsApp this month:

You can never lose a homing pigeon. If your homing pigeon doesn’t come back, what you lost was a normal pigeon.

96 shares on Telegram this month:

My only plan for this weekend is to move just enough so the people don’t think I’m dead.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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Not really interested in anything that isn’t everything.

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If I were karma, I’d watch my back.

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Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

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Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.

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Not me out here checking the growth progress of my potted flowers only a couple hours after I planted the seeds in the first place.

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People say opposites attract, but I say find a partner who’s deranged in the same ways you are and double your capacity to be annoying.

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If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months.

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Nobody shoots annoying people into the sun anymore and that’s why there are so many of them left on earth.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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No matter how weird things seem to get, there’s always an episode of The Twilight Zone that was eerily similar.

Making waves on Instagram:

Customers will say shit like, “Uhh, it’s asking me to remove my card?”

Just landed via Slack:

Never forget that, just a couple of years ago, people were justifying paying $20,000 for a JPEG of an ape.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: I don’t. I just need money.

Live now on Telegram:

I don’t care for small talk. I prefer awkward silence.

Spotted on Messenger:

Went to an antique show and people started bidding on me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Not going is the new leaving early.

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I could post “hello” and there’d be a 20 day argument in the comments.

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Isn’t it beautiful how ‘Bruh’ has stood the test of time all these years.

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I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I don’t flirt. I just say weird things and hope you interpret them romantically.

White guys have a slur for other white guys they don’t respect, it’s called ‘buddy.’

People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.

I really think my coworkers and I deserve an Oscar for acting like everything at work is fine.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Gimme coffee or I’ll sleep amok!

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