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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not working.

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What substance do I have to abuse to stop yearning?

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Women always want to marry intelligent men. What they don’t know: Intelligent men don’t want to marry.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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My girlfriend just had a go at me for not glistening, whatever that is.

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My dad called my philosophy degree a “license for unemployment.”