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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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I have a condition where if I don’t walk as fast as humanly possible wherever I go, I will die. I’m like the bus in Speed.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Is it healthier to drink tap water and let the fluoride calcify my pineal gland or drink bottled spring water and let micro plastics settle in my balls?

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Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

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King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.