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72 shares on TikTok this month:

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

43 shares on Slack this month:

Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

57 shares on Facebook this month:

Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

76 shares on Reddit this month:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

52 shares on WeChat this month:

When you’re late for work, you gotta walk in fast and act like you’re mad.

82 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

Unmarried in your 30s should honestly be rebranded as – ‘Congrats, you didn’t pick the wrong person out of panic’.

22 shares on X this month:

I used to think that the older you get, the wiser and more self-confident you become. I now know that you just get tired more quickly.

66 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Milking stools only have three legs, because the cow has the udder.

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According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.

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Word on the street is that the fire in your heart is out.

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Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

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I find as I get older it’s the little things that bring me joy. Like embarrassing my children.

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Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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Girls are perverts when they like you.

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I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

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I think the most financially irresponsible thing I’ve done is get my kids to like sushi.

Trending via WeChat:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Seen just now on Slack:

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here trying to remember how to spell “definitely”.

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The last time I said I wanted to try missionary, she sent me to a remote village in Africa.

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Thought getting captured by cannibals would be terrifying, but they’re actually feeding me really well.

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In an alternate universe, the hard way is always learning me.

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Welcome to your 40s. “I’m too old for this shit” is now your excuse and explanation for everything.

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Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.

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Women don’t apologize. They sleep naked and let you decide whether you are still angry or not.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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I already want to take a nap tomorrow.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

If my wife doesn’t win anything on this $2 scratch ticket, it’s going to go down as one of the worst birthday presents ever.

The real body count is how many people are in therapy because of you.

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

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