Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone.
  • I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.
  • Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.
  • Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.
  • Too many toilets have automatically flushed underneath me for me not to have reservations about self-driving cars.
  • I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.