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The secret to a clean home? Never let your husband or children in.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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Sneaking up behind people and marrying them.

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”

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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

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Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours.

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Why do they call it a garage sale instead of a garbage sale?

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes.

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I get it, credit cards, I’ve reached my limit too.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Those 8 hours at work go by quickly when you call off.

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Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.

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Picking up the hem of my baggy pants to walk up the stairs like it’s a ballgown.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

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I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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I am on my second week of biweekly pay so today I will be showing you how to make a quesadilla out of paper towels.

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It’s like my therapist always says, that’ll be $175.

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Social media may have been a mistake.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

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Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

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My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

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I got all my marriage skills from watching Al Bundy.

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Stop animal testing! Use my ex!

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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“Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary.

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I be outside telling people I don’t got social media when they ask.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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Nobody knows what to do with me and I just think that’s beautiful.

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Messages are way funnier when you know how the person talks.

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