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You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I think one quality that makes me incredibly attractive is that I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.

93 shares on Telegram this month:

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

50 shares on Reddit this month:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

94 shares on Discord this month:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

61 shares on Facebook this month:

Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

33 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever think you can solve a parenting problem by doing the opposite of what didn’t work last time, the universe will just be like “Lol, nice try, dummy!”

73 shares on Telegram this month:

Please don’t celebrate April Fool’s day if you’re not a fool. My culture is not your costume.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Therapy is cool but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

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Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

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I think my wife has got early Alzheimer’s. Every day she tells me that she has no idea what she first saw in me.

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Today I choose kindness, but we’ll see, it’s still early.

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When your kids embarrass you in public, the only way out is to turn away in disgust and mutter loudly, “Who raised you?”

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It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

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It got weird when I thought both arm rests at the movie theatre were mine.

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It’s always a huge relief when I’m reading a list of symptoms of a deadly disease, and it says unexplained weight loss.

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I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!

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My first rodeo and my last rodeo were the same rodeo.

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All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

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I have two dogs: one dominates, the other is a subwoofer.

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Podcasts are like babies, they’re too easy to create and not everyone should have one.

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The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

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I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.

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I’m very strong, but not in a get a jar open kinda way.

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All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to crash, so I could buy a 5-bedroom, 4-bathroom house for $3.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend?

Keep the laugh going 😂

Sorry, I wasn’t really listening but that’s awesome, unless it isn’t of course.

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

The Welsh language was invented by a dad losing at Scrabble.

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

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