I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap! Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you. I am calling on public libraries to ban the books that I borrowed and lost. We don’t need that kind of crap in the libraries. When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. Quitting my job to pursue my true passion: not having a job.