I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap! Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Congratulations on landing the job! Now you can look forward to the joys of adulting and pretending to know what you're doing. Good luck, and may the coffee be strong and the meetings short! ☕️💼😅" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. Companies post open positions online and then ask you why you applied to them. One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you. When life gives you lemons, give them back and ask what the crap is all about. Whenever an insect rides for miles on my car, I imagine it thinking: “Oh crap, moving again!”