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I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go…

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go…

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"Congratulations on landing the job! Now you can look forward to the joys of adulting and pretending to know what you're doing. Good luck, and may the coffee be strong and the meetings short! ☕️💼😅"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged application, expectations, humor, i, irony, job, responsibility, surprise, work on Jan 24, 2025 by slickboy.

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