I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

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Folding laundry is like packing to stay home.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I am woman, hear me roar but also meow because I am sensitive.

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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This planet is a prison.

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Obsessed with how Siri just doesn’t work at all, ever.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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Not to be dramatic, but learning how to read has ruined my life.

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I just locked eyes with a spider. But instead of killing him I ran away and hid, so he can spend the night stressing about where I am.