Home Funny Quotes I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

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"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"

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