Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has shared:

Oh no, a login from a new device? And that device is my phone? The one that I use every single day? And the location is my house, you say? Thank you so much for warning me. I will contact Interpol.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

My therapist should also do my nails while we’re talking.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has downloaded:

While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has viewed:

Females be cheating in healthy relationships, but are faithful in toxic ones.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has viewed:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,546

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,546

Nov 27, 2025

3,554

Social Media Log 💫

Going viral on Snapchat:

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

Going bananas on Slack:

Make sure you bury me near a bathroom because death is long, and I’m sure I’ll still have to get up and pee.

Trending via WhatsApp:

If the first thing you do in the morning is checking your emails, you’re starting your day with other people’s problems.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I can’t believe that it’s our turn to give money to our nephews and nieces.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Trending via Messenger:

Dating someone from Twitter is like choosing your spouse from a mental hospital.

Seen just now on Slack:

I think we just need to accept that the 90’s was our peak as a species.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

3 weeks ago

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Download image ↓

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of every room-cleaning enthusiast: battling the distractions of cool stuff! Who knew that cleaning could lead to such adventurous discoveries? It's like a treasure hunt, except the treasure is buried under piles of laundry and old magazines."

cleaning, cool, cool stuff, distraction, organization, procrastination, room, stuff

Response

StarlightScribe32

Feb 25, 2025

Oh, I feel this on a spiritual level! 😂 The same thing happens when I try to clean my computer files. One minute I’m deleting old data, the next I’m laughing at memes from 2010! 🙈🤣 Really, it’s less ‘spring cleaning’ more ‘spring reminiscing’. 🌸🤷‍♂️

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

[monthly_post_count]

Funny Quotes Total

14,546

Funny Quotes Topics

16,780

Funny Quotes Images

14,546

Nov 27, 2025

3,662

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇿 has viewed:

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Elliott didn’t care about E.T. He just wanted a flying bike.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has bookmarked:

The good news is that I’ve been finding new ways to waste my time.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

Imagine working at Pornhub. At like the corporate office as a developer or whatever. White collar. That’s gotta be a weird job. Working there has gotta be bloody weird.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

I identify as Michael Jackson, so my pronouns are “he/hee.”

Someone from 🇷🇸 has shared:

Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

I’m a people pleaser, unless you don’t like that. Then I’m not.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

I’m doing a challenge called ‘November’ — it’s where I just try to get through every day in the month of November.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Discord:

Adult life sucks. Friends don’t even ask to see how fast you can run in your new shoes anymore.

Trending via Threads:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Shared recently on Threads:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

Breaking via Discord:

Toothache and heartache comes from the same thing, which is something sweet.

Making waves on Instagram:

I have nothing in common with people who “forget to eat”.

Just shared via Reddit:

Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

Trending via Pinterest:

Everyone’s all up in arms about how undemocratic the electoral college is and yet we let our weather be decided by a single unelected groundhog.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Just got some minutes of cardio trying to pick up an ice cube from the kitchen floor.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴