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  • It’s weird that Usher doesn’t have any songs about showing people to their seats.
  • It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.
  • It’s funny how cats have ears on top of their head, but don’t use them.
  • Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job.
  • Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.
  • I wanna stand with you on a mountain and throw you into the sea, or whatever Savage Garden was on about.