I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up. Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting. My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it.