I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident. Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I used to be able to eat whatever I wanted without gaining weight. Now I pick up a fork and gain seven pounds. My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread. Snaccident: eating a whole bag of Doritos in one sitting. I always mean what I say, I don’t always mean to say it out loud, but I always mean it. When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.
