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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccide…

I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccide…

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"Oops, a snaccident in progress! It's not my fault, it's those sneaky treats ambushing me when I least expect it 🍪🙈 Who knew deliciousness could be so dangerous? Just call me a victim of snack-time warfare!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, diet, food, gain, humor, i, mean, snaccident, snack, weight on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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