Related Funny Quotes 🤝
- Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
- My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
- I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
- There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both.
- My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.