I don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Posted on5 months ago5 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t know how to mop my kitchen floor without pretending l’m cleaning up a gruesome crime scene. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving. My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor. I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll. There is sex without love, there is love without sex, and there is me without both. My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.
