Trendy Funny Quotes

  • Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
  • I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.
  • Summer is here. Always put on some suncream to help the rain run off.
  • When my nudes go to the cloud, I always hope God is impressed.
  • Winter. You get up, drink coffee and then it gets dark.
  • Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.