I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Maybe women decided to convince men that beards were sexy because they were sick of cleaning the washbasin after he shaved. If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I would’ve stopped being able to see a long time ago. Seriously, how sexy was Freud’s mom? For Halloween I will go to the beach dressed as a french fry and let the seagulls destroy me. I don’t need Halloween. I have strange characters around me all year round.