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"Talk about taking Halloween to new heights! Who knew the key to being a sexy kite was just a tampon away? 🎃🪁 Now that's what I call creative thinking and some serious string skills! 😂 #HalloweenGoals"

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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My biggest sexual fantasy is someone throwing a million dollars on my naked body and then leaving me alone.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Has anyone seen my invisibility cloak?

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The crematorium is my last hope for a hot body.

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WW3: I can’t fire my weapon unless I first watch a 15-second unskippable ad for Raid Shadow Legends.

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If you voted for someone because “he’s not a politician”, then I hope your next colonoscopy is done by a plumber.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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November doesn’t have afternoons. It’s just morning until 2 p.m., then night.

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I voted for the candidate on the last yard sign I saw before pulling in. Slow children at play will lead us into the future.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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You can learn a lot about a person by observing their every waking movement from a tree outside their house.

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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If I turned into a “teen wolf”, my first order of business would definitely be helping my basketball team get to the local championships.

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Some people post such depressing love shit that I start to miss their exes myself!

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Armed robbers are so weird. Why are you beating me when I don’t have money?

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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They don’t put cars in malls anymore, like they used to.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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My desire to be informed is currently at odds with my desire to remain sane.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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