I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Well, at least my cat is supportive of me doing less and laying around more.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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There’s no way the Scooby Doo gang never found a dead body.

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Okay, this integrity isn’t going to compromise itself.

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One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice.

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Being silly is very important for my mental health.

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There’s an app for the people who say they’re not seeking some form of validation here. It’s called a diary.

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If your god commands you to kill others, find another god.