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My extravagant lifestyle of paying for housing and buying groceries is really getting in the way of my ability to save money.

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Where do I sign up to be one of those influencers with 2M followers whose whole thing is just standing in front of other people’s content and nodding?

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She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Politics top tip: Gain people’s trust by telling them that everyone is lying to them.

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When we’re old, the children will use Covid to explain our brain damaged opinions much like we do to Boomers with lead. It is fate.

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I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

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I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.