I don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI don’t think you all understand. If Taylor Swift didn’t have a private jet, she’d be Taylor Slow. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 You’re in his DMs, I’m outside his window with a JBL speaker streaming Taylor Swift. Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs. Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it. Taylor Swift is a psyop designed to get my wife to hum little tunes here and there. Taylor Swift should write a song about people who don’t return their shopping carts to the corrals.
