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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I hate to brag, but I’ve been the biggest mistake of numerous people’s lives.

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Perhaps the most universal American experience is your mom being like, “Wasn’t he such a good dentist? He’s in prison now.”

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Why do Marvel movies need 3 hours to accomplish what The Powerpuff Girls did in 11 minutes?