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I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery…

I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery…

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Who needs a wild night out when you can get the excitement of scoring a great deal on avocados at the grocery store? 🥑🛒 Forget about dancing the night away, I'm ready to stroll down the aisles in style! Meet me at the produce section, it's where all the real action is happening. 🤣 #GroceryShoppingGoals

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 1999, activity, fun, fun activity, grocery, grocery shopping, humor, i, nostalgia, party, shopping, want on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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