I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is. Posted onSep 28, 2023Sep 28, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I don’t want to party like it’s 1999, I want to go grocery shopping like it is. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Grocery shopping while hungry feels like online shopping while drunk. Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store. That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge. If you shouldn’t go food shopping when you’re hungry, then you should definitely not go clothes shopping when you’re naked. Trust me on this. I called the cops on my own party once because I was ready to go to bed.