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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Why isn’t there a mosquito that sucks fat?

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

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Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you.

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If I’m ever in a coma, please put chapstick on my lips.

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You know the nap is good when it left you marks.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor.