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I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This plan…

I drink all this water and for what. Just to pee? This plan…

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"Drinking all this water just to end up in the same place you started… 😅💧🚽 It's like a cosmic joke, isn't it? Welcome to Planet Earth: the ultimate hydration paradox!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged absurdity, drink, frustration, humor, i, irony, just, pee, planet, prison, water on Feb 1, 2025 by slickboy.

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