I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

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Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.

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Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

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After careful consideration, I think I’d have way more fun if I was incredibly stupid.

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Guy who normally applauds when the plane lands right before the pilot crashes it: “Boo!”

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89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

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“I’m at a point in my life where I don’t go anywhere unless I absolutely have to.”

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Pilot is one of the few jobs where you can get fired for going above and beyond.