I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats. Posted on20 hours ago20 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Cats are smarter than dogs. You can’t get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time. I ran out of toilet paper so I had to start using old newspapers. The Times are rough.
