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Oh, the irony! Dogs diligently fetching newspapers only to realize that the internet, dominated by sneaky cats, has tossed print media out the window! 🐶📰🐱💻 #TechnologicalPawvolution

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It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

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5 months ago

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My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

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2 months ago

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Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

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2 months ago

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I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

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2 months ago

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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5 months ago

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Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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2 months ago

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve been blocked by better.

12 shares on Threads this month:

“Oh, I’d love to but I can’t.” Translation: I don’t want to so I won’t.

46 shares on YouTube this month:

Muting morons is good for your health.

93 shares on Slack this month:

Food is like sex: When you abstain, even the worst stuff begins to look good.

79 shares on YouTube this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

67 shares on Snapchat this month:

Summer Olympics is just me swimming in sweat and wrestling with my sports bra.

29 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t forget to overestimate your importance today.

97 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

94 shares on TikTok this month:

I love when my brain cells kiss and I have an idea.

36 shares on Reddit this month:

Tourists love to think that they are not like other tourists.

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Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Y’all scared to be single, I’m scared to be in another pointless relationship.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has bookmarked:

Facebook: because time isn’t going to pass on it’s own.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I know breakfastless behavior when I see it.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has copied:

People aren’t so bad if you stay indoors and don’t talk to them.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has viewed:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just need you to change the batteries in my smoke detectors.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has viewed:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

Someone from 🇱🇮 has copied:

If you sit down to play a game of chess and your opponent punches you in the face, you’re not going to prevail by getting better at chess.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has shared:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

A gambler is only called an addict when he loses.

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Shared recently on Twitch:

Stop using ChatGPT. You got a question, you come to me first.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

A designated hitter in baseball is the one who has to hit for everyone in case the team is drunk.

Trending via YouTube:

I hate when people ask me: “Why are you so quiet?” Because I am. That’s how I function. I don’t ask others, “Why do you talk so much?” It’s rude.

Just shared via Telegram:

Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

Making waves on Instagram:

I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

Spotted on Pinterest:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Shared recently on Instagram:

“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I put the hot in psychotic.

Live now on Slack:

My brain is on airplane mode today.

Spotted on Threads:

Every Stranger Things scene is just a guy in a wig being like, ‘We have to stop them.’

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I feel sorry for dogs. They learnt to fetch newspapers, but newspapers are dying. Killed by an internet driven by cats.

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It is so weird that every single one of us is going to die, and we are not nicer to each other.

My back hurts too much to lean over anymore, going to have to resort to picking things up with a deep curtsy.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

I went downstairs to get my charger. I came back up with a bowl of ice cream and no charger.

The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

Why, as a hair, would you even wanna be ingrown. Like why are you doing that?

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