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Wait. We’re now turning plants into burgers? Haven’t cows been doing that like, forever.

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They should invent crushes that like you back.

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I’m professionally employed and personally unhinged. Balance.

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My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.