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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

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It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Shout out to all the experts on the web who know everything there is to know about absolutely everything.

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Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.

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If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours.

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Watching women’s tennis and getting angry at the net. We shouldn’t put needless obstacles in the way of women.

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My new pajamas have no pockets. I don’t want to hear your problems.

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Blocking me is like blocking the sun, the moon and the stars.

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This post is invisible, and only heathens can see it.

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I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

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If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

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Trust my gut? The thing that makes weird gurgling noises immediately when a work meeting goes quiet.

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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They should invent weekends that are long-lasting.

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But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me?

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I’ll call it a smartphone when I yell “Where’s my phone?” and it yells back “Down here in the couch cushions!”

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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Don’t blame the holidays, you were already overweight in August.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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Watching Unsolved Mysteries and getting mad when they don’t solve the mystery at the end.

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One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.

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I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride.

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No amount of daylight can save us.

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People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

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When they have a dream sequence in a movie, how do they film the person’s dream?

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

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If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

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Ladies, repeat after me: “I was wrong and I am sorry!”

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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The new generation will never know what heartbreak feels like with wired headphones that have a loose connection.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

And for my next trick, I’m going to make this first date the last date.

It takes only one person in this world to make you smile. It’s called a plastic surgeon.

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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