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Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

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The reason I don’t trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

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“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

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Aliens are gonna be super confused when they show up threatening to overthrow our leaders and we’re all stoked and offer to help.

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Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

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Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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No, it’s totally fine, Grandma. Nobody else needs to use the stairs today.

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My hobbies include trying to close the elevator doors before anyone else gets on.

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Women will invite you to shower with them, then cook you alive with a temperature of water you didn’t know existed.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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“Slipping in the shower and trying to hold on to the water jet…” Shall I tell you more about myself?

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I remember when a computer didn’t automatically connect to the internet, it used to make a screaming noise. We should have listened.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

Bag of salad is the boxed wine of vegetables.

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people… together.

The October urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a horrifying backstory.

Alligators can live up to 100 years which is why there is an increased chance that they will see you later.

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The rain is pouring. So naturally it’s a good day to eat 6 donuts.

Get married and have kids so that you can Google things like “How to teach your kid to not bite”.

My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

The free hotel blow-dryer should be easier to get off the bathroom wall.

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Babe, is everything OK? You’ve barely accomplished anything at all in your entire life.

My soulmate is chocolate cake.

I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

This is your sign to cancel all work meetings today.

Bad news. Right now is as young as you’re going to be.

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My idea of fun is watching something on the TV while I look at relevant Wikipedia articles on my phone.

Life is so boring when you don’t have a package on the way.

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

Boys say that girls are dramatic, but have you ever plucked a man’s eyebrow? They act like they’ve been shot.

Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

People my age are on baby #2, and I’m on drink #5.

I’m the product of too much television and zero supervision.

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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