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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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Being an adult is a little out of my price range right now.

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Light is faster than sound. That’s why people seem so bright until you hear them talk.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has copied:

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has viewed:

I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

May he drop his phone on his face while he’s texting other girls.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has bookmarked:

Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has viewed:

Oh, I have Christmas spirit. The question is: Do I mix it with coke or do I drink it neat?

Someone from 🇴🇲 has bookmarked:

Rappers be making you feel guilty for no reason at all: “You was in the house eating dinner while I was in the streets hungry”. Like my fault, bro.

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Shared recently on Reddit:

Girls are perverts when they like you.

Seen just now on X:

My Uber driver didn’t try to talk to me the entire ride. Five stars.

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Mrs. Doubtfire is my favorite movie about violating a custody agreement.

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If you haven’t felt old yet today, try explaining to a teenager how little kids used to sit on a phone book at dinner to be able to reach the table.

Just shared via Slack:

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Breaking via Twitch:

I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

Shared recently on Instagram:

More foods should have boats, why should gravy have all the fun?

Breaking via Threads:

Unpopular opinion: I do enjoy third-wheeling if the couple is fun.

Spotted on WeChat:

I literally just went through something, and now I’m going through something else. What’s next?

I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.

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I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire.
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Ah, the good ol' days of Limewire and the art of mastering patience! ⏳😂 It was like a digital treasure hunt mixed with a test of endurance. Waiting for that download bar to inch forward was a true exercise in self-control. Who knew that downloading a single song could feel like running a marathon? 🏃‍♂️💨 #ThrowbackTechStruggles

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56 shares on Reddit this month:

Go ahead and use that semi-colon; no one will know you’re doing it wrong.

93 shares on WhatsApp this month:

If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.

21 shares on WeChat this month:

If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

37 shares on Facebook this month:

Debugging is like being the detective in a crime where you are also the murderer. Following the clues of an idiot.

45 shares on Facebook this month:

Oh good. Another day.

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

53 shares on Discord this month:

Having a job is crazy. When you’re at home, you feel lonely and want to go to work. When you’re at work, you’re exhausted and just want to go home.

23 shares on WeChat this month:

Your odds are greater of being killed by a coconut rather than a shark and this is exactly why I don’t swim in coconut-infested waters.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

32 shares on TikTok this month:

It’s cute when kids say what they want to be when they grow up. You’re gonna write emails on the computer, buddy.

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Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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I miss my kids the most when they go to bed and the mosquitoes go after me because they have no other options.

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Adulting: unlocking life’s mysteries, one therapy session at a time.

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Lord of the Rings is wild cause Gandalf told Frodo he had to go on a super dangerous journey and Frodo was like “Ok, can I bring my gardener?”

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Of course I look tired, it’s hard pretending to be awake.

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I’m slowly becoming an adult. Please make it stop.

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Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

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One thing no one mentions about being an adult is how much time you debate with yourself over keeping a cardboard box because it’s a really good box.

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I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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Someone from 🇬🇦 has viewed:

Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has viewed:

Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Is Craigslist still around, or did everyone over there get murdered?

Someone from 🇸🇾 has shared:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇧🇭 has copied:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has shared:

Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

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Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

That sound when you close the cupboard and hear something fall inside, that’s the sound of somebody else’s problem.

Social Media Log 💫

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Revenge is a dish best served by cutting a sandwich horizontally instead of diagonally.

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Betrayal only comes from someone we’re close to. Just like herpes.

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

Just shared via Slack:

Don’t forget to make everything about you today.

Shared recently on Messenger:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Shared recently on Twitch:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Broadcasted on Instagram:

They should invent a brain that doesn’t whisper bad things to you.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Breaking via Facebook:

In your twenties, there may be love. It’s very important to ignore this love and pursue a master’s instead.

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