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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

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2 months ago

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Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

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2 months ago

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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2 months ago

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If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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2 months ago

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Your first non-broke girlfriend will change your whole perspective about relationships.

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2 months ago

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71 shares on Telegram this month:

If I was an outlaw in the Wild West, my face would be on unwanted posters.

48 shares on Instagram this month:

Can someone please help me, I’m still at the Fyre Festival.

100 shares on Snapchat this month:

Did anyone ask the daylight if it wanted to be saved?

17 shares on Telegram this month:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

29 shares on WeChat this month:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

94 shares on X this month:

How late is too late to still be lying in bed, naked, drinking coffee?

20 shares on YouTube this month:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

95 shares on Telegram this month:

“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

50 shares on Discord this month:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

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Took a break from Twitter for my mental health, so I’d figure I’d come back to ruin it again.

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Sorry, I’m late. Time isn’t real, and I’m not convinced I am either.

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When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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If you stand too close to me in the check out line, you may as well pay for my stuff while you’re breathing down my neck.

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Lord, remove any laziness from my body and push me to my full potential the rest of this year.

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Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

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Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

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I’ve been so stressed about getting my shit together that I haven’t gotten any of my shit together.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Rental car companies seem so insanely helpless at their one job. You show up at the airport, reservation in hand, and they’re like, ‘Wait, really? You wanted a car? Sorry, you totally caught me off guard.’

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Sometimes you just need a Saturday to sleep all day and do absolutely nothing.

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I’ve decided to become an organ donor. When I die, I want an elephant to get a new trunk.

Trending via Slack:

Outside letting mosquitoes get some of this.

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I have been so toxic and horny lately, I should probably start, like, reading a book or something.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you.

Live now on Threads:

Get off the internet and go sniff a flower.

Trending via TikTok:

8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Kids be like: “Nice bathroom mirror. It would be a shame if I spat toothpaste all over it.”

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I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

Some people you look at or hear talking and think to yourself, the wheel may be turning, but the hamster is dead.

Weird. I’m the only one naked at this gender reveal party.

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied; it’s just that I failed.

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