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Growing up, there was a Cody in every elementary school class, but as an adult, I haven’t met a Cody in years. Where did they go?

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A foghorn but for people who can’t see through their own bullshit.

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I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you.

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Alexa, play everyone that played me.

My therapist said this to me, and it hit me like a brick: “They’re not your friends if they disagree with you or try to challenge you.”

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Sunday without HBO feels like a meal without carbs — empty and deeply wrong.

When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers.

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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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