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I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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"Oh, the dilemma of trying to decipher our own intentions like a complex riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma… 🤔🍬 Seems like even our own cravings can speak in mysterious ways! 😂 #SugarConfusion"



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