I gotta ask, what part of ‘I don’t eat sugar’ don’t I understand?

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I have a photographic memory, but I’ve run out of film.

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Having an empty laundry basket is the best 5 seconds of my life.

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I’ll be honest. I can’t solve your problems. What I can do is create new, bigger problems that will make your current problems seem quaint by comparison.

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There are 400 billion stars in our galaxy and perhaps two trillion galaxies in total, and I just wonder if Miss Universe fully understands her achievement.

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Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?

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Stereotypes are like mass graves. They’re both offensive ways to lump groups of people together.

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I’m intermittent fasting, so I have to finish this cake really quick before 6 pm.

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For a guy with no reflection, Dracula’s eyeliner is always flawless.

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Savannah is one of the only girl’s names that’s also a significant “biome”.