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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

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Beware. There are people in the grocery store that you know who want to chat with you. Stay vigilant.

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Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

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The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

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I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

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Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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I just cleaned the house top to bottom, so now I’m gonna need everybody to stop living here.

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Not opening up anymore, have fun trying to figure me out.

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My recliner and I go way back.

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The older I get, the more I don’t want to do things.

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Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

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I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

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This year is starting to feel like it needs to be left outside until we see if it can act right.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control, so I can run it from my recliner.

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Do the people who make chairs know what humans look like, or nah?

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The pointless tidy-up before a play date.

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If you think one of my posts is about you, it isn’t. Except this one.

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Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

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I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

The Princess and the Pea, except it’s a rogue hair on the inside of my shirt driving me crazy all day.

I got fired for telling customers if they wanted “smoking or non-smoking”. Apparently, the correct term in the funeral home business is “cremation or burial”.

Applied for an internship to gain experience and got rejected because I didn’t have relevant experience.

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Insulting me won’t work. I already said that to myself earlier.

In my 20s: Jingle all the way. In my 40s: Jingle til around ten.

Real lovers are currently single, by the way.

Money talks, but all mine ever says is goodbye.

I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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“Yeah no” is my favorite combo.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

Why is nobody questioning the quietness of the cosmos?

Manifesting you in my bed.

I think I’ll just let my jazz hands speak for themselves.

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Uber Eats “you forgot to finish your order” notification is funny because I didn’t forget, I just came to my senses.

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

I heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad. At everything.

I got 3 miles in before breakfast. That’s enough driving for the day.

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Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.

“You don’t look 40.” How am I supposed to look?

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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