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No, you tell me what YOU were doing during that gap in my resume.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

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The first thing you need to know about social media is that everyone’s on vacation, except for you.

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Showing up late with an iced coffee is not about poor time management, it’s about knowing how to make an entrance.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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“What’s wrong with you?” Right now or in general?