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95 shares on Discord this month:

If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something, please let me know.

43 shares on Facebook this month:

“Your call is very important to us. Please stay on the line until your call is no longer important to you.”

96 shares on Snapchat this month:

One day you’re young and fun and the next you’re saying things like, “That’s a pretty building.”

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

No, don’t worry about him, babe. That’s just my soulmate.

85 shares on Telegram this month:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

28 shares on Twitch this month:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

66 shares on Instagram this month:

There should be an Amazon driver at the Mall during the holidays so adults can sit on their lap and tell them what they want.

88 shares on Slack this month:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

75 shares on TikTok this month:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

Unfortunately for the haters, I will continue to keep being me.

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Someone from 🇬🇭 has viewed:

I can still drop it like it’s hot. It’s just a lot harder to pick it back up.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

Why do moths eat sweaters? Have they tried sandwiches or avocados?

Someone from 🇧🇷 has shared:

Parenting just means you have to pretend you like to eat fruits and vegetables in front of your kids, knowing you’d rather eat a cheeseburger instead.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

You come from dust and you will return to dust. That’s why I don’t dust. It could be someone I know.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has copied:

“How am I supposed to avoid Al when I’ve procrastinated on a paper?” With a night full of caffeine and nicotine like your forefathers, you babies.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m a kid at heart and a senior citizen at my knees and back.

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“Seize the day!” No thank you. I will leave the day alone and hope it extends me the same courtesy.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has copied:

I’m actually not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

My card declined at Subway and they started eating the sandwich in front of me.

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Shared recently on WeChat:

I got a raise! On my meds dosage. But still.

Making waves on Messenger:

The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

Shared recently on Messenger:

If my calculator had a history, it would be more embarrassing than my browser history.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

Making waves on Slack:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

Going bananas on Threads:

Horoscope: Many good things are in store for you! Unfortunately, the store is closed for repairs.

Making waves on Facebook:

My teen is asking for noise-cancelling headphones like I’m going to give him the gift of ignoring me better.

Just landed via Instagram:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Broadcasted on Discord:

Before I started my own business, I would suffer from anxiety on Sunday nights. But now that I run my own business, I have anxiety every night.

Shared recently on Discord:

Moms will vacuum the ceiling, alphabetize the spice rack, reorganize your socks, then say, “No one helps me around here!”

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

Keep the laugh going 😂

An app where you and your partner swipe left and right on restaurants until there’s a match. No talking, no negotiation. Who’s building this?

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.

Forget cheating, that’s young people’s shit. I’m ready to get married and have an affair.

Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

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