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I had 99 problems but getting divorced solved 98 of them.

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Not gonna lie, toddlers absolutely nailed it with naps, buttered noodles, and rejecting authority.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Staring at the sky for answers, nothing new.

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Life is full of questions. Idiots are full of answers.

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Hey, I came over because the grass seemed really green here, but now that I’m looking back that grass actually looks crazy green, so I’m gonna go.

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67 shares on Threads this month:

Googled my symptoms and it turns out it’s just the politics.

12 shares on Facebook this month:

Remember when you could lay in one position for hours, now you have to rotate like a rotisserie chicken every 15 minutes or a hip hurts.

21 shares on Messenger this month:

You don’t have to be crazy to be friends with me. I also train people.

93 shares on YouTube this month:

Do you also have teenagers whose styling motto is: freeze to death for coolness?

30 shares on WeChat this month:

My love language is caffeine and being left alone until I’m kind again.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Nobody calls you old more than people 2 years younger than you.

99 shares on TikTok this month:

I liked the version of you from the other dimension better.

24 shares on Discord this month:

Wild that we could have been foraging for berries and dying off at 33, but we chose this nonsense instead.

88 shares on Instagram this month:

Kids are like pancakes. The first one is always a bit strange.

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Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

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Okay, new plan, I’m going to marry a Kardashian.

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My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

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I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.

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I had a heated but interesting discussion today and they even agreed with me at the end. That’s exactly why I love talking to myself.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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I’m one of those lucky people that can eat whatever they want and not put on any clothes.

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You know you’re getting old when you have to watch shows that are in English with subtitles.

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Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

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Going viral on Slack:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

Spreading quickly via Slack:

Neighbors are fighting. Can I knock on the wall and ask them to speak up so I know whose side I’m on?

Spotted on X:

I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

Just landed via Messenger:

I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

Going viral on Slack:

The art of letting whoever think whatever.

Live now on WeChat:

Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.

Live now on Snapchat:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

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I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

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I hate when people stare at me and don’t say anything. I mean, if you want an autograph or a picture just ask.

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