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My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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At my age, I’m more frightened of a hip break than a heartbreak.

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Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

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Real introverts are too introverted to tell people they’re introverts.

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Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

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“Hope you’re enjoying the sunshine!” No, I’m at a desk reading your email.

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When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

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Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.

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I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.

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I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.