I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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“Who said quantity over quality wasn’t a valid strategy? 😅 When life gives you lemons, make a lot of questionable lemonade! 🍋🤷‍♂️”

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