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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a l…

I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a l…

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"Who said quantity over quality wasn't a valid strategy? 😅 When life gives you lemons, make a lot of questionable lemonade! 🍋🤷‍♂️"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bad, honesty, humor, i, lot, offer, self-deprecation, still on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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