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“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has downloaded:

Country music is for men who need a little help crying.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has copied:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to your 40’s: oh you like surprises? here’s another chin. Surprise!

Someone from 🇬🇹 has downloaded:

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has bookmarked:

If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Ever feel like you’re adulting, but only on the outside? Inside, you’re just a kid hoping someone else will make dinner.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

Going viral on X:

We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

Just shared via Reddit:

Remember: no matter what anyone else thinks of you, it’s how you delude yourself that matters.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Just shared via Twitch:

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

Trending via Discord:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

6 months ago

I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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🤔💁‍♀️ "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the cutest of them all? Wait, what do you mean I transform into a baked potato in photos? 🥔📸 Maybe I need to switch my selfie game to 'bake' to perfection! 😂 #BakedPotatoAesthetic"

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Someone from 🇿🇦 has downloaded:

At least men and women can agree on one thing: it feels amazing to take a bra off.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has bookmarked:

I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has bookmarked:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

Hot singles in your area! They don’t want to talk to you. But they’re there.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

I could be a masseuse, or I could just be pulling your leg.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has viewed:

Stop blaming everyone for your problems. Pick one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has downloaded:

The first person to throw out bath water: Uh oh.

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Messenger:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

Freshly posted on Telegram:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

Reported on Threads:

I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

Going viral on Twitch:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Trending via Snapchat:

Statistically speaking, people don’t object enough at weddings.

Going viral on Telegram:

When two people argue online I believe whoever spells correctly.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Of course women need more pockets, where are we supposed to hold all of our grudges?

Just shared via Slack:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

Spotted on Discord:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Making waves on Slack:

When I was a child, my social network was called ‘outside’.

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