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  • You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.
  • There are more bots on here than in Star Wars.
  • That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
  • People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.
  • We are gathered here today because our ancestors didn’t have condoms.
  • I don’t hate you, I just don’t want to see you alive.