I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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Male birth control is free, and it’s called wearing Crocs with socks.

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“I don’t do politics.” Politics will do you, my brother and sister. Politics will do you like mad.

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Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

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Work beers should be a daily thing.

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Whenever I’m not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.

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I’m so lucky people can’t hear what I’m thinking.

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What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

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Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.