Home Funny Quotes I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

I hope this email finds you at relative peace with the paradox of existence.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

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"Ah, the elusive balance between serenity and chaos – may your inbox serve as a theater for this eternal struggle 🕊️🌪️ Keep calm, carry on, and let's embrace the beautiful paradox that is life!"

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