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It’s interesting growing up and discovering that most adults are not that clever. I had my suspicions as a kid but I didn’t think the situation was this dire.

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I am so out of shape right now, that if someone yelled “run for your life!” I’d be like “ya’ll go ahead, I’m meetin’ Jesus today!”

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I am “any text received after 9pm will be answered at 6am” years old.

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Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

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There are so many people going to hell. I’m thinking of investing in some property there.

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Good morning to everyone except people that talk to the cashier about their entire day.

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I tried to act normal once, worst five minutes of my life.

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My bad if I ever left you on read. I didn’t mean to open the message.

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No, I don’t comment, I voodoo doll like a real adult.

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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.