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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving?

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Having a kid is so fun when you’re childish, like yeah, it’s my turn with the slime, boo.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

Some of you need to be visited by the ghost of ‘Quit emailing me so much before Christmas.’

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Technically mixed martial arts can include tickle fighting.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has bookmarked:

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has copied:

Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from 🇹🇷 has viewed:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for a cauliflower cake, and I reported them for harmful content.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has downloaded:

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

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I told my suitcase we wouldn’t be going on vacation this year; now it’s dead inside and I’m left with emotional baggage.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I’m a red flag, but the material is quality.

Live now on X:

Worst part about job hunting is knowing you don’t want one.

Seen just now on YouTube:

4 out 3 people struggle with math.

Live now on Threads:

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

Trending via Facebook:

Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Winter is actually awesome because if you put on a couple of movies at 5 p.m., it’s already pitch black and the evening is super long, so it feels like you’re staying up til 2 a.m., but in reality, it’s only 11 p.m. 10/10!

Spotted on Pinterest:

A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

When you’re a snowman, everything smells like a carrot.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I want the job where I push scared skydivers out of planes.

I hope your spoon slides into your soup.

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Days without shaking my head disapprovingly at myself: 0.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

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3 months ago

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I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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2 months ago

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26 shares on Facebook this month:

An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

62 shares on X this month:

I may join the cicadas this summer and just scream for six weeks straight.

69 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being liked at work comes with so many perks, you could be late as hell, and everyone is just happy to see you.

91 shares on Twitch this month:

Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

90 shares on Facebook this month:

Men love to show you a YouTube video. It is a sign of deep respect in their culture.

47 shares on Facebook this month:

If I go missing and you put my weight on that poster, I swear I’m not coming back.

70 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Love it when my brain is like, “You forgot something,” and then refuses to elaborate.

43 shares on Threads this month:

I’m going to sleep. Anyone want anything?

86 shares on Discord this month:

I was at a funeral yesterday and spiced things up by walking over to complete strangers and saying “Ignore what everyone else thinks. I, personally, have no issue with you being here”.

50 shares on Threads this month:

“Do it scared!” Thanks, but I have done everything scared. When is it my turn to do it calm?

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Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has downloaded:

What bootlickers fail to understand is that the boot eventually comes for them too.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has downloaded:

No we can’t hangout, you’ll end up falling in love with me and I don’t have time for that.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

My mouth moves faster than my survival instincts.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has bookmarked:

What part of “I don’t want to spend any more money” don’t I understand?

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

I can admit that I am intrigued by people weirder than I am.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

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Freshly posted on YouTube:

Shazam, but for the name of the person who literally just introduced themself to me.

Going viral on YouTube:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Remember when we were young we wanted to stay up for New Year’s? Now we’re old and cursing because we’re staying up past 9:30 and our entire sleep routine is disturbed.

Just landed via Reddit:

Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

Seen just now on X:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Spotted on Instagram:

Everyone else time traveling: Preventing wars or the spread of disease. Me: Buying multiple pairs of my favorite shoes they’ve stopped making.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

Seen just now on Threads:

How do I un-know people?

Making waves on Threads:

If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.

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Wow, pretty rude for people to exist who are younger and hotter than me, but OK.

When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

Nobody defends billionaires better than dudes making $50,000 a year.

I’m going crazy, y’all. Coming with me?

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