I hope your spoon slides into your soup. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI hope your spoon slides into your soup. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life. I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people. Bit strange that the same culture is responsible for both kissing and onion soup. You’d think they’d be incompatible. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.