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"Ah, the enigmatic McDonald's ice-cream machine – forever mysterious in its eternal quest to elude us when we crave a sweet treat 🍦😂 It truly embodies that 'hard to get' mentality in the dessert world!"

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Just once I’d like to hear a doctor say, “Your guess is as good as mine.”

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I get it, orcas. Sometimes you just need to ruin a yacht to feel something.

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All the clouds have come out to play today.

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Wanna go back to my place and meow at each other?

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The person opposite me has a donut. I do not have a donut. That should be my donut. This person is now my arch nemesis.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my daughter 3 months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Say what you want about online meetings, but there are few things more liberating than attending a disciplinary hearing naked from the waist down.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

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Dude, we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up.

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I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

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I touched grass today, and I’m still like this. Please advise.

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My age is news to me every single time I remember.

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My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

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The haters said I couldn’t do it. And they were correct. Honestly, great call from the haters.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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Work can be tiring at times, and you might feel like quitting. But remember those plane tickets.

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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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Age is just a number that you keep off of Facebook after 35.

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Relationship status: you’d think something called a Roomba would be a better dancer.

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It’s called single sign-on because you have to do it every single time.

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When God closes a door, he opens a window. Unfortunately, we are in a submarine.

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I’m so sick of these little 30-minute weekends.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

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Outfit repeater. Meal repeater. Movie rewatcher. I know what I like.

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One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

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What if the universe wasn’t infinite or finite, but a secret third thing?

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When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.”

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I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

Female dragonflies will fake their own deaths to avoid mating with unwanted males. They are like, “Ugh, here comes Carl again. Play dead, girl!“

The baddest women come into your life when you have 37 dollars left.

Sometimes I want to sleep, but my brain decides to do a little tap dance through every mistake I’ve ever made, instead.

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