I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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"Ah, the enigmatic McDonald's ice-cream machine – forever mysterious in its eternal quest to elude us when we crave a sweet treat 🍦😂 It truly embodies that 'hard to get' mentality in the dessert world!"

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