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"Ah, the enigmatic McDonald's ice-cream machine – forever mysterious in its eternal quest to elude us when we crave a sweet treat 🍦😂 It truly embodies that 'hard to get' mentality in the dessert world!"

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The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

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People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

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I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

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You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

The feminine urge to say “ouch” when I bump into things that doesn’t even hurt.

My bad habits got renewed for another season.

I hope you can hear me thinking about you.

People are too casual about the fact that parrots can talk.

You amuse me, Jester. You may enter my bed chambers.

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I could tell my beard needed a trim when I started seeing some of the pictures my kids were drawing of me.

I’m sorry, but I already have an A.I. boyfriend.

Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

You’ll be watching a series, and they’ll just randomly start playing the best song you’ve ever heard in your life.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m not even paying attention.

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

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There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if it’s cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka.

You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

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If you’re feeling lonely, start a small business. Then you’ll have a little company.

Sorry, can’t. I’m too busy growing new neural pathways to make space for a stranger’s opinion. Evolution takes bandwidth, man.

I’m gonna start cursing people out but with biblical phrases like I hope your crops wither and bear no fruit and the ravens eat your mustard seeds.

I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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