I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. Funny Quotes September 29, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down. Me, gently telling my kids that I ate the rest of the ice cream: Your dad ate the rest of the ice cream. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food. The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
