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We should all start texting each other like old time explorers. ‘Dearest friend, I have survived another week. The horrors persist.’

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The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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I wish religion made people nicer to each other.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.

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The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep.

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If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.

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My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It’s called lunch.

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Me watching any modern ad: How is this ad an ad for the thing it’s an ad for?

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“That’s an interesting take,” I say, not listening.