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Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

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Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

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Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me.

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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The idea that wisdom teeth are just some random glitch that God forgot to patch, so now we have to pull them out with modern technology, is retarded.

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The more I use social media, the more I see why children shouldn’t.

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Normalize arguing with plants who refuse to stay alive.

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Not right now. I’m manifesting.

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They should invent a customer service center that isn’t “currently experiencing higher than normal call volume”.

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I’m ready for the exciting last 30 seconds of the basketball game, which stretch into 25 minutes of fouls, time-outs, and commercials.

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I just tried on my summer wardrobe. The only thing I managed to get into was a state of panic.

Memes are the most information-dense form of communication.

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

Anyone know which wine pairs well with societal collapse?

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You’re like if “nope” was a person.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

In university, you can literally tell who had no freedom at home.

“Don’t take this the wrong way!” Translation: Prepare for insult.

My daughter says I’m making it up! Do you remember having to carry a quarter for the payphone, just in case?

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For Halloween, I’m going as an emotional roller coaster.

Eating rice with my hands, but not in a political way. In a lazy, fat guy way.

Sarah Connor would be awfully disappointed in us all, letting this Grok into our lives.

Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Adulting is difficult. One minute you’re proud of yourself, the next minute you feel like you’re not doing enough.

Single by choice. Just not my choice.

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

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You can’t get a good night’s sleep anymore because of woke.

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