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Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Going to ragebait men by asking, “Do you ever wish you were tall?”

Someone from 🇸🇾 has copied:

Next time I lose my mind I swear I’m not even going to look for it any more.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

Every girl is defined by their one lost love. And by that I mean the one fast food item that was discontinued without warning, subsequently ruining their life.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has copied:

Hello, I’m a professor in a movie. I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework as they leave.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

If ads were a person, it would be that one neighbor who won’t stop talking to you at the most inconvenient of times.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Someone from 🇷🇸 has bookmarked:

Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

If I were you, I would rather be me.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

Calm down, engine light, if I can run on broken parts, so can you.

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Funny Quotes Total

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Just shared via WeChat:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Just shared via YouTube:

You’re so productive for your wage.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Not arguing with people anymore, I’m just gonna say “it makes sense that you would think that”.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Just shared via Threads:

My toxic trait is thinking I deserve a break after sending one email.

Shared recently on Twitch:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I think fathers lose their mind a little bit when they realize their daughters aren’t as forgiving as their wives.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

I am not the person I thought I was when I cut that donut in half.

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you don’t need anything from Amazon today.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

56 shares on Slack this month:

Good morning to everyone except myself cause I wish I was still asleep.

40 shares on Telegram this month:

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

48 shares on Pinterest this month:

No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me.

56 shares on Messenger this month:

I bought a robot vacuum today. Named it “Dustbin Bieber”.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Fifteen years ago, makeup was all powders and dusts. But now, it’s all goo and liquid. From this, I can infer that by 2040, it will all be made of pigmented gases.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

43 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s way too easy to lie online. I was just telling Beyoncé about that the other day.

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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Sunday should be 48 hours instead of 24 hours, I need more time to be ready for Monday.

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I wish I had a pair of skinny genes.

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Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.

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When someone sits in the empty seat beside you: flattered yet annoyed. When no one sits in the empty seat beside you: offended yet relieved.

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I will sit in the rain about this.

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Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

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Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Dear Stomach, you’re bored, not hungry. So shut up.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has bookmarked:

Me before grocery shopping: only healthy foods, no impulse buys, I can do this. Me during grocery shopping: they make chocolate filled marshmallows?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

To the spirits in my walls: going to the store, be right back.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has copied:

You have to stay up as needlessly late as possible to make the next day as horrible and hard as possible.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

The neighbor girl told my kids she wouldn’t come over until they cleaned their rooms, so I guess I do have a favorite child.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I taped a picture of my paycheck on my front door to keep all the solicitors away.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Australia is like someone’s still playing Jumanji.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has copied:

Inventor of pink lemonade: yes, exactly the same, but cute and for the girls.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

Uber sends notifications like “Hey, want to take an Uber right now?” No thanks, buddy. It’s more for when I need to go somewhere.

Social Media Log 💫

Just landed via Reddit:

I wish I was a moose. No work, no school, just eating grass and wrecking cars.

Just shared via Instagram:

She didn’t leave you on read, bro. You left her on speechless.

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Mayor of a small town is such a wild job. It’s like being the president of a country where you went to high school with the whole population.

Seen just now on YouTube:

If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

Just shared via Telegram:

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (psychosis).

Going viral on Twitch:

Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

Spotted on Telegram:

People will love you. People will hate you. And none of it will have anything to do with you.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

When my husband says, “Let me ask my wife,” he’s just using me as an excuse to get out of whatever you’re asking him to do.

Just shared via Pinterest:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

And to my great-grandchildren, I leave 48,567 screenshots.

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