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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

Commentary:
"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged closet, fashion, humor, i, joke, money, spending, visibility, wealth on Mar 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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