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Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

I don’t understand my wardrobe. It’s full, but I don’t have clothes.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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I’m not into casual sex. Send me a résumé.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

Maybe making another financially irresponsible decision will fix me.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has copied:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

If camera lenses are round, why are the pictures square?

Someone from 🇬🇩 has viewed:

Imagine going to see a situationship in 1868, and you go outside, and your horse is dead as hell.

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“I’m asking Santa to bring some of you a sense of humor for Christmas.”

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In an effort to keep the employees motivated and increase morale, my boss has asked me to stop talking to everyone.

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Trending via Messenger:

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Shared recently on Discord:

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid.

Breaking via Reddit:

I used to think I was indecisive, but I’m not so sure anymore.

Seen just now on Messenger:

And then the vodka whispered, “Say what you really think.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

Sometimes you really do write a whole poem just to give one beautiful phrase a home.

Making waves on Twitch:

No revenge, because I don’t even remember what happened.

Spotted on Twitch:

Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

Seen just now on Reddit:

With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

Spotted on Facebook:

How old is older? Because I’m still waiting for this wise thing to kick in.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Roses are red. I’m going to bed.

I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

2 months ago

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

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3 weeks ago

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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2 months ago

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That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

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2 months ago

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Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

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1 month ago

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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2 months ago

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I’ve heard that people who don’t have Facebook use their free time to lie naked on top of each other. Ew, imagine that.

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2 months ago

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72 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

18 shares on Facebook this month:

To the knife wielding psycho who walked in on me in the shower; I’m sorry you had to see that.

45 shares on Snapchat this month:

I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

86 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I’m at an age where, when I’m tying my shoes, I think about what else I can do while I’m down here.

47 shares on Snapchat this month:

46 shares on Discord this month:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

86 shares on Twitch this month:

If you ever feel like something’s missing in your life, it’s probably me.

49 shares on Messenger this month:

The science between bragging about a man and him disappointing you immediately after needs to be studied.

23 shares on X this month:

No one is shocked when a defibrillator doesn’t work.

73 shares on Pinterest this month:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

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Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

If I could have immunity to anything I would pick calories.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

A dinosaur as a pet would solve so many problems. Mainly, people problems.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

The year number is getting too big, let’s do another Jesus soon.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has bookmarked:

And to my children, I leave 127 open tabs on Safari.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

(lost in the labyrinth and I’m wearing a Fitbit) Nice, got my 10,000 steps.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

Introverts have fun, too — we just don’t care if you know.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has bookmarked:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

Washing your face and water going down your elbow is so sickening.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

There’s a reason we say cheese and not salad when we have to smile for a photo.

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Going viral on Messenger:

Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

Spotted on WeChat:

Now that I’m in my mid-forties, I think I’ll take up parkour.

Just landed via Telegram:

People that ask Grok “Is this true” are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Going bananas on Twitch:

What a strange day. And it has been for years.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Just landed via Discord:

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I wish I was born into wealth so I could have a nice 1-bedroom apartment.

Just landed via Threads:

I miss when there were so many episodes of every show that they all eventually did one where it was hot, and the air conditioning went out.

Just landed via Slack:

I need a room full of mirrors because I want to be surrounded by winners.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

My playlist is so random, I be heartbroken, thugged out, and yeehaw all at the same time.

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I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.

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You ever notice how fans of the worst music always focus on the meanings of the songs instead of the actual music?

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.

Unfortunately, I am literally obsessed with the woman I am when I get stuff done, so I’m just going to keep doing that.

The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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