I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet. Posted on4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs a bank account when you can just walk into your closet and feel like a millionaire? 💸👗 #FashionistaFinance" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I have a date and nothing to wear. Or as Nietzsche said: If you stare into a closet long enough, the closet stares back at you. I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight. The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake. Hangman is so great. No better way for a child to learn how to spell than by having to save a man from hanging to death. Children will see a neatly hanging dish towel and be like oh hell no.