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Someone from 🇮🇩 has copied:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

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I’m at the age where I consider any picture of me taken in the last ten years “current.”

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Am I the only one who wonders why the Flintstones celebrate Christmas?

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

Forget mini pizzas. I want one so big it needs a forklift to rotate it.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has downloaded:

Group projects taught me how to do everything alone and trust no one.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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You don’t scare me, I was married once.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

He’s a 10 but so is his volume.

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Deleting the paragraph you wrote and texting back “ok” is a different type of self-control.

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Working out consistently yields results, but mannnnnnn…… the laundry.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

What’s a beginner question to ask for someone just getting into being nosy?

Making waves on Reddit:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Spotted on Messenger:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Workplace Wrapped: you had 60k minutes of meetings this year that could’ve been an email.

Seen just now on Telegram:

I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

It’s messed up how us humans have to obey all these laws while bears get to eat whoever they want.

Going viral on Snapchat:

No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

Just shared via X:

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time.

I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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I like people who make me forget that I’m shy.

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Someone from 🇱🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m tired of pretending talking about the weather isn’t fun.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

What doesn’t kill you makes you weird at social gatherings.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

I just turned on my car’s seat warmer to keep my burrito warm in case you wondered what I was up to.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has viewed:

Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

Christmas combines two things I love the most, getting fat and lying to children.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has viewed:

“Have AI summarize this email for you!” No thanks, I can read what the person actually said in the way they intended.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

God forbid a girl wanna kiss and be kissed.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has viewed:

Oops, I think I’ve had a little too much to think.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

Too poor for Ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. Is there a secret third option?

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

Shared recently on TikTok:

I’m like a candle: I’m cute, I smell nice, and there’s a pretty good chance I’ll set your curtains on fire if left unattended.

Trending via Discord:

As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

Just shared via Messenger:

The concept of dominant hands is hilarious to me. That one of our hands is just like, “No, I’m not helping.”

Making waves on Discord:

I’m bored, but not read a book for fun bored.

Just landed via Threads:

I don’t understand why judges get paid so much, others judge me for free.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Don’t donate your plasma. It’s a big scam and they’re just using it to make TVs.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I’ve already sent Santa a short letter this week to say hello. Not that he thinks I only get in touch if I want something.

Breaking via Threads:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Spreading quickly via X:

The earlier you wake up, the more time you have to think about why you wish you were still asleep in bed.

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